Q: What four things can’t you give a black guy?
A: A black eye, a fat lip, a job, and an education.
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Joke #21462
Q: How do you stop a black guy from hanging around in your front yard?
A: Hang him in the backyard.
Joke #21461
Q: How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: One, but it depends on how you slice him.
Joke #21460
Q: How do you stop 10 black guys from raping a white girl?
A: Throw them a basketball.
Joke #21459
Q: What happened the last time a black person looked up his family tree?
A: A monkey shit in his face.