National Elvis-Presley Day – n. a holiday that occurs on January 8th.
At our local funeral home families are given the chance to chose the music they would like to enter the service to.
One family asked to enter to Elvis Presley’s hit, “Love me Tender.”
The day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk in to the service.
Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to, “Return to Sender.”
Q: What’s green and sings?
A: “Elvis Parsley!!”
blomquist – n. a car that has strobe lights instead of headlights, playing the village people, and you see everything in frames when it comes near. Its painted like a disco tile floor all neon colors like orange, pink and yellow and the guy driving it looks like Elvis, and theres a disco ball in the car, which gives off the strobe lights off everywhere. It has the liscense plate “DISCOKNG” and on the front hood it says “DISCO IS NOT DEAD”
golp – n. a fat Elvis
lamisil – n. an Elvis look-alike