Fuk yo bitch Ass mom

Written for the movie Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets.

1st off fuk ur bitch n yo fat ass mom

i fn’ed fuken her but caz of her lose pussy i couldn’t cum

yea i no dats wrong

but tryin to battle against me

you won’t last long

like the weed in ma glass bong

they call me long shlong


#10525: davepoobond -> Edmonem

davepoobond: hey

Edmonem: who diz

davepoobond: you dont remember me

davepoobond: again

davepoobond: you forgot me 4 times already

davepoobond: don’t you remember forgetting me?

Edmonem: hmm .. no

davepoobond: urgghhh!!!

Edmonem: well .. i hit my head 5 times on some sharp stuff a few months ago

davepoobond: oh…

davepoobond: k

Edmonem: and i dint even noe

Edmonem: until my friend told me

Edmonem: xP

Edmonem: haha

Edmonem: yeh

davepoobond: ah ha yeah

davepoobond: that’s always a pain

davepoobond: when you knock your head against sharp objects

davepoobond: and not even know you are

davepoobond: until someone tells you

Edmonem: haha

Edmonem: yehh

Edmonem: i fainted 5 times

Edmonem: at the mall

Edmonem: -_-*

Edmonem: everyojne was looking

Edmonem: and i had no idea wuh was goin on

davepoobond: prices too high at the 99 cent store?

Edmonem: ?/

davepoobond: is that the reason you fainted

davepoobond: cause the prices are too high

Edmonem: i dont get it

Edmonem: haha

davepoobond: never mind

Edmonem: sorry im kinda retarded in the head

davepoobond: you didnt used to

davepoobond: =(

Edmonem: wanna see mah pics ?

Edmonem: i got new ones

Edmonem: =)

davepoobond: ok sure

Edmonem: umm

Edmonem: go to

Edmonem: www.essenceX.com

Edmonem: n then

Edmonem: my user name thing

Edmonem: is

Edmonem: mizzetard

davepoobond: nice pictures

Edmonem: ty

davepoobond: so how’s the kids

davepoobond: whoa! they made Jungle Book 2!

davepoobond: isn’t that amazing

davepoobond: now we can find out what happens to mogley

davepoobond: even though we don’t care


Edmonem: lol

Edmonem: i guess ?

davepoobond: did you see that commercial with that naked guy running around on the soccer field

Edmonem: yes

davepoobond: it was funny the first time, but the other 1293 times i’ve seen it, it gets kinda long

Edmonem: haha’

Edmonem: icic


#10516: davepoobond -> Edmonem

davepoobond: dude thats hilarious what you did today

Edmonem: wat

davepoobond: how you just ditched the final

Edmonem: haha wtf howd u no?

davepoobond: didn’t you ask him to go to the bathroom

Edmonem: oh yea ur in ma class

Edmonem: hahahahaha

Edmonem: yea

Edmonem: wat did he do?

Edmonem: was he pissed

davepoobond: he asked the xerox lady to get another test

davepoobond: for you

davepoobond: and he said that he would send you back down to get it when you come back from the bathroom

davepoobond: after an hour, they sent someone up to give it to him

Edmonem: hmm…

davepoobond: and he said “the person that was supposed to take the test never came back from the bathroom”

Edmonem: thats it?

davepoobond: yeah, pretty much

Edmonem: heh

davepoobond: but i think he’ll notice your test missing

Edmonem: huh?

davepoobond: y’know, cause you didnt take it

davepoobond: it wont be there

davepoobond: and when he’s recording grades

davepoobond: you’ll get a 0

Edmonem: ohh

Edmonem: watevers..even if i aced da final i wouldnt of gotten a B..tahs y i didtched

davepoobond: what were you gettin b4 the final

Edmonem: 28%

Edmonem: haha

davepoobond: lol

Edmonem: oh well

Edmonem: ay g2g..late

davepoobond: ok bye