Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review

Those of you who are fans of Lunar: Silver Star Story and Eternal Blue will already know what I am going to discuss. I have been a fan of these games since I got Silver Star Story Complete over a year ago. The game was about a boy named Alex who dreams of becoming a legendary dragon master. His adventure begins when him, his greedy friend who is also the mayor of his towns son, Nall a young white dragon and Luna, a girl who his parents were given to take care of when Alex and Luna were infants go find a Dragon Diamond. They meet Quark, the White Dragon and the adventure gains momentum. They meet Nash, an arrogant magic user Kyle, a strong (one time cross dressing) bandit, Jessica, a half beast half human girl, and my personal favorite, Mia Ausa, the premier of the Magic Guild of Vane. I feel through out the entire game Mia grew the most as a person and I feel she was the most beautiful too. Anyway, the meet the four heroes of the last war. And one of them turns out to be their enemy. This game is done in japanese anime style and there is almost an hour of full motion video and voice overs. It is two discs long which I was disappointed because since it is such a great game where you feel like you know the characters and grow with them, you want it to be longer. Now onto the sequel which I waited in anticipation and frustration for almost a year. Eternal Blue has to be one of the best games I have ever played. It has everything that Silver Star Story didn’t. Eternal Blue is three discs long and it takes place 1,000 years after Silver Star Story. It begins with Hiro and Ruby(a young red dragon) looking for jewels in a cave. They find a jewel and get into trouble. Once they are finally safe they go home only to find Hiros grandfather being interrogated by Leo, one of the four heroes of this age. The go to the Blue Spire near Hiros home and meet Lucia, the guardian of the Blue Star. Lucia is then drained of her power by the god of evil, Zophar. Hiro and Ruby protect Lucia and meet up with Ronfar, a gambling priest, Jean, a fighting dancer, Lemina, who is related to Mia Ausa. Eventually Lucia regains most of her power and learns what it is like to be human because she was all alone on the Blue Star but Zophar is resurrected by evil forces and drains the world of Lunar of its energy and magic. It is up to Hiro and his friends to save Lucia and defeat Zophar. Zophar has to be one of the toughest end bosses I have faced in a game but thankfully this morning I beat him in one of the longest video game battles I have every played. Another great thing about Eternal Blue is that there is an Epilogue quest. If you know anything about the Lunar games or are looking for a great RPG that you can get into, then the Lunar games are a good bet. Not only that but they are packaged with tons of goodies that are worth the price of the games. Later everyone.



A Story About a Phone and My Head

I was hanging out in my sister’s room for a while. After an hour she got annoyed because I was making fun of her while she was on the phone, so I tackled her into the ground. Then she attacked me with her brand new phone, smacking it against my head and it broke. She tried forcing me out of her room. After ten minutes of laughing I left willingly. The phone didn’t even hurt me.


What the Critics Say About Squackle

“Ummm…….can we all say that’s a fucked up site??” – whitemagic

“I never squackled in public until I saw this site.” – BALTAUR SAMA

“Squackle just SQUACKS me up!” – D-Fiance

“Squackle made me piss myself, now i laugh wet” – D-Fiance

“o.o;; no” – Korinu

“Um, a collection of odd stuff?” – Para

“Squackle is God” – Vegichan

“Squackle is the place to go to find the cheapest chicken and turkey prices” – Valin Consulting

“Its…weird?” – Ko-chan

“Its a nice funny site with funny stuff there” – Jippii CEO the CEO of Jippii

“Heh…I dunno” – Bob

“This site has a very deep, profound point. No, I have no clue what it is either and if you know commit yourself. As for me, I submitted stuff to this site and am going to take a bath… I feel all dirty.” – Phoenix

“Every time I’m sitting on the pot and taking a dump I think of Squackle” – MyLeftTesticle

“I want to marry squackle!!!!” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man

“I like squackle… in spanish ducks go cua cua…I have mad cow disease…I like chinese.. WOW that rhymes!” – doughnut

“I love peas, well actually I dont, they are gross, and i also like unicorns and long walks on the beach, and um, also, mmmm.. animal sex.. I love squackle.. mooo” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man

“You are all evil … its great!! I love your site” – Stevo

“…Good….[not] bad…..kill [er]…person who made this site [rules]” – Sane Times

“hi my name’s ralph an i think your site sicks ass.  =D” – Poophead

“I’m not gonna waste my data for your stupid web site” – Add None


#6228: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA

davepoobond: ooh. i wanna take you to bermuda — bahama – come on pretty mama! contigo, ooh i wanna take you (way down in cocomo, thats where i wanna gooO. way down in cocomoo)

BALTAUR SAMA: What? Thats not fair!

davepoobond: y

BALTAUR SAMA: What about some of the other island paradises?

davepoobond: i’m sorry, that wasnt in the muppet’s song.


davepoobond: too bad, huh



#6195: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA

davepoobond: Heathcliff!


davepoobond: Snoopy!


davepoobond: Air Bud

davepoobond: !

BALTAUR SAMA: Air Bud 2: Golden Retriever!

davepoobond: y’know, dont you think they’d change his name, since he wasn’t playing basketball anymore?


BALTAUR SAMA: Lets boycott Disney!


#6189: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA

davepoobond: moo

BALTAUR SAMA: NO! The cow of death!

davepoobond: yes! it is I


davepoobond: ::chases after you::


BALTAUR SAMA: HAHAHA! Cows cannot match my speed!

davepoobond: ::jumps over the moon::

davepoobond: yes i can! i’m the cow of death

BALTAUR SAMA: ::Cannot see the moon::

davepoobond: ::lands on you:: ahahah



#6173: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA

davepoobond: hello. i’m michelle branch. i believe you’ve heard my ultra rad single “everywhere” on MTV

BALTAUR SAMA: Sorry. I cannot say I have.

davepoobond: i am appalled at you

davepoobond: and what you stand for

davepoobond: ::girly slap::

BALTAUR SAMA: Sorry Miss Branch.

BALTAUR SAMA: I am sorry I offended you.

BALTAUR SAMA: I will never do so again.


davepoobond: ok bye


#6168: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA

davepoobond: nyeahnyeah!

BALTAUR SAMA: Why do I attract barn yard animals?

davepoobond: im no barn animal. i’m a zoooooooooooooooo animal

BALTAUR SAMA: Fine. Why do I attract zoo animals?

davepoobond: zoo animals are cuddddddddly

davepoobond: until they EAT YOU


davepoobond: you are correct, suh! ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!!!


UPDATE 9-07-02

SoyBeans: you have weird friends.. lol

BALTAUR SAMA: Squack Squack?

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1260 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsjennyjazz18 IM, davepoobond IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 8, katie 889911 IM

StoriesDJ Deluxe

Other JunkFind Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 16, Bad Submission 17, Bad Submission 18

Stupid Health StoriesJim Is Tall and Thin, Carol’s Fat, Jan’s a Bulimic


UPDATE, week of 12-02-01

davepoobond: check out the site search engine below the poll…its new. yeahh buddy

BALTAUR SAMA: the lead singer of T.M. Revolution looks like a gay leopard

stuff updated/put up:

Other JunkSquackle! Site Search

SBCCommercial: Fat Remover, Commercial: Jimiscokfick Mycomnisory Arm Pit Hair Straightner, Short Film: A Tale of Two Sukas, Little Puppy Rosy, the Substance Abuse Puppy and Pals Episode 1 – LSD, Jeoparty Episode 1, Scluckle Episode 2, Short Film: What To Do About Mrs. Larkin: Operation Dump the Chump, Squackle Dating Tape #1, Movie: High Ho Diggity


UPDATE, week of 10-7-01

davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

elmoisfurry: Kako, The Colombian Drug Lord has moved back to Colombia to regain his drug-lordmanship and has not been heard from for about a year by any of the Squackle members. He is now not a Squackle member anymore.


Adman: i found a whole pack of those sticky velcro pads, weeeeeeeeee!

stuff updated/put up:

PoemsMy Uncle The Turd Chaser

JokesBlonde Jokes

About Us – no more Kako, the Colombian Drug Lord


Other JunkFind Your Porn-Star Name, What’s Your Star Wars Name?, Find Your Retard Name

DownloadsOther Thingys