Q: Why is the letter V like a newlywed?
A: Because it’s always in love.
Daily Archives: July 9, 2008
Joke #11323
Q: Who can hold up a train without being arrested?
A: A bridesmaid at a wedding.
Joke #11322
Q: Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
A: She never marries the best man.
Joke #11321
Mike: I’ve been asked to get married hundreds of times.
Marissa: By whom?
Mike: My parents.
Joke #11320
Tom: I married a girl who was one of twins.
Jerry: How do you tell them apart?
Tom: Her brother has a beard.
lanodroc
lanodroc – n. a gift that you’re happy you can take back to the store
mureep
mureep – n. a gift that makes you happy because it affirms that you have better taste than the person giving you the gift
yadnu
yadnu – v. to learn to snorkle in your backyard pool.
cordonal
cordonal – n. a gift that allows you to start your collection of used bottle caps
demic
demic – n. a package that is beautifully wrapped with recycled garbage