Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to ask you to be my Valentine?
Daily Archives: July 7, 2008
Joke #11269
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Valentine’s chocolates are gone!
Joke #11268
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your one and only sweetheart.
Joke #11267
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Joke #11266
Girl: Honey, this boat leaks.
Boy: only at one end, darling. We’ll just sit at the other end.
Joke #11265
Girl: My boyfriend does bird imitations.
Friend: I didn’t know he was so talented.
Girl: He watches me like a hawk.
Joke #11264
Q: Where do you usually find chocolates?
A: Right where you left them.
Joke #11263
Q: If corn has ears and potatoes have eyes, what do chocolates have?
A: Each other.
Joke #11262
Q: How do you say chocolate in French?
A: Chocolate in French.