high school syndrome – n. a medical condition in which you always like to have drama going on around you
Daily Archives: July 7, 2008
Joke #11299
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next week?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next year?
Of course I will.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already!
Joke #11298
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get married.
Joke #11297
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Joke #11296
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me, honey, and hold me tight.
Joke #11295
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you called.
Joke #11294
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking a lot about you lately.
Joke #11293
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I give you a kiss good night?
Joke #11292
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to be my valentine?
Joke #11291
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma so happy you asked me to be your valentine.
Joke #11290
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek.
Joke #11289
“My girlfriend’s name should be Rock.”
“Why?”
“She has a heart of stone.”
Joke #11288
“My boyfriend’s name should be Question Mark.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a mystery to me.”
Joke #11287
“My girlfriend’s name should be Refrigeratior.”
“Why?”
“She can be cold as ice.”
Joke #11286
“My boyfriend’s name should be Jump Rope.”
“Why?”
“He makes my heart skip a beat.”