Q: How can you change a piece of chocolate into a vegetable?
A: You toss it into the air and it comes down squash.
Daily Archives: July 6, 2008
Joke #11260
Q: Should you ever eat chocolates on an empty stomach?
A: No, always on a plate.
Joke #11259
Q: What’s sticky, green, has eighteen legs, and is covered with brown hair?
A: I don’t know, either. But it’s crawling out of that box of valentine chocolates!
When The Best Is Still Not Good Enough For Your Valentine – Send These:
1. I’m crazy for you…but I’m also crazy about the werewolf!
2. You’re good looking in a way…far, far away!
3. You have a face like a saint…a Saint Bernard!
4. You’re the kind you have to look at twice…the first time you just don’t believe it!
Joke #11257
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: It couldn’t get a date!
Joke #11256
Q: What did one heart say to the other heart?
A: Nothing – organs can’t talk!
Joke #11255
Boyfriend: My New Year’s resolution is not to lose my temper.
Girlfriend: Do you really plan on keeping that resolution?
Boyfriend: Of course!
Girlfriend: Good – then you won’t yell when I tell you that I lost my engagement ring this morning.