Q: Why did the Addams Family have so many coffins lying around the house?
A: They were having relatives over for dinner.
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Joke #11162
Q: How did Snow White’s smock get wet?
A: She was sprinkling pepper too close to Sneezy.
Joke #11161
Q: Why was the eighth dwarf dropped from Snow White?
A: The producers didn’t think people were ready for “Queasy.”
Ass Crack Man
So I was driving to my internship and finding a place to park earlier today, and I see this dude wearing only his boxers and a weird teal shirt that was showing entirely too much shoulder and weird moccasin-type footwear.
To my displeasure, the man’s ass crack began to show, like half of his ass. I thought to myself, "this could not be any worse." But it did. As I was parking (he was right by where I was parking), he bends down and picks something up. I tried to look away, but I was forced to have him in my peripheral vision since I was still driving.
DISGUSTING.
cestlop
cestlop – v. to get shot in the face by a police officer because you were speeding
midifleur
midifleur – v. to beat a 1 year old baby to death in your car while you are speeding
Downloads Should Work Now
Sorry everyone, I recently realized that downloads on the site were not working at all.
They should be working now. So download away.
Joke #11156
Q: What do you call a dog with a metal box for hind legs?
A: Sparky.
Joke #11155
Q: How is belly-button lint like a flower?
A: It grows best in a moist, warm place.
Joke #11154
Q: How are smelly feet like pesky flies?
A: You can shoe them all you want but they won’t go away.
Joke #11153
Q: How is talking to someone with food stuck in his teeth like washing dishes?
A: You can guess what people had for lunch.
Joke #11152
Q: What does a burp have in common with a beautiful linen tablecloth?
A: They both remind you of lunch.
Joke #11151
Q: How is taking a laxative like operating a dump truck?
A: Never mind.
Joke #11150
Q: What’s the difference between a wedgy and a dancing con man?
A: One is a shifting undie, and the other is an undulating shifty.
Joke #11149
Q: What’s the difference between someone with diarrhea and a Beverly Hillbilly?
A: One makes frequent trips to the john, and the other swims in the cement pond.