Q: What do you call a dinosaur who gets smashed with a rock?
A: Barney rubble.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who gets smashed with a rock?
A: Barney rubble.
Q: What do you call it when an oyster throws up into a jelly jar?
A: A Pearl Jam.
crop dust – v. to fart as you walk around. It is like actual crop dusting in that you are spreading your chemicals as you fly around.
;} v. to intentionally spread a smell around the room by walking around with the thing that smells.
Ex. Armando was crop dusting.
Q: What do you call a newscaster who falls on the floor and gets sick?
A: Spew Downs.
Q: Why did the peasants use Marie Antoinette’s head as a centerpiece at the birthday party?
A: They wanted her to eat cake, too.
Q: Why did the executioner feel it was useless beheading Marie Antoinette?
A: Her death was just a drop in the bucket.
Americans have a tendency to shift the “blame” of something on to something else.
Examples:
– “Homosexuality is biological. Its not my fault I’m gay! It’s the way I was born!”
– “It wasnt my fault I killed my friend, that movie/video game/tv show/song made me do it!”
– “I don’t know where my child learned how to shoot his teachers. It must have been those video games, not me beating my child or my horrible parenting skills!”
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It doesn’t stop there, either. Global warming — its the corporations fault that they aren’t building better cars! Not ours!
Typically when you are “blamed” for something, in American society, you never want to take that blame — it HAS to be something else. and that is typically the social institution, genetics, or big corporations.
In more particular with homosexuality, there is a large part of the community that seems to want to pass their sexual preference off as basic to the genetic level. They were built that way — not socialized or events in their life that make their brains wire differently in that department after the fact. I personally find it a bunch of horse shit, and its just a way to shift the “blame” onto something else that is out of their “control.”
The only reason its gaining any steam is because there is still a stigma against gay/lesbian people, that that community seems to want to find themselves a scapegoat. They can’t blame society since not everyone is a gay/lesbian. They can’t blame corporations, since they’re too busy trying to make money, not caring that individual people with individual lives/circumstances actually exist. So it has to be genetics! Great! That’s an easy target, since NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THAT SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Q: Why don’t cannibals serve up stuffed bodies?
A: Because its not polite to eat a mouth that’s full.
Q: Why do cannibals like eating frightened farmers?
A: They taste just like chicken.
Q: How are dirty socks like seashells?
A: They both go out with the Tide.
Q: How are dirty socks like a losing team?
A: They hate to go down in defeat.
Q: How is playing Mortal Kombat like no other sport?
A: It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you spray the brains.
Q: Why don’t neighborhood kids like to visit the Addams Family for Easter?
A: Thing likes to make real chocolate bunnies.
Q: What do you call it when guys with bad breath are out looking for girls?
A: Scoping.
Q: Why aren’t Wednesday and Pugsley allowed to bring their pets to the dinner table?
A: Pets are served only for lunch.