Q: What do you call a tapeworm that sticks to kids no matter what they do?
A: A scotch tape.
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Joke #11192
Q: Why are kids with rotten teeth more popular now?
A: Because with really rotten teeth, you don’t notice the body odor.
Joke #11191
Q: Why is it dangerous to sneeze on the plate of the guy next to you?
A: He’s still looking for somewhere to hide his chewing gum.
Joke #11190
Q: Why is it impolite to sneeze on one’s dinner plate?
A: If the chef had wanted snot sprinkled all over his dish, he would have put it there.
Joke #11189
Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
zitcom
zitcom – n. a funny TV show about kids with skin problems
Joke #11187
Q: Why did the young man go to a restaurant looking for a skin doctor?
A: Because kids told him he had a pizza face.
Joke #11186
Q: What do you call a nauseated game show host?
A: Upchuck Woolery.
Joke #11185
Q: What do you call a game show that uses only butchers as contestants?
A: “The Slice is Right.”
Joke #11184
Q: Why was Spider-Man offended when the waiter brought his soup?
A: There was no fly in it.
Joke #11183
Q: How is having a weak bladder like wearing old stockings?
A: Either way, you end up with runs down your legs.
Joke #11182
Q: What do you call a movie about an angry baseball official who hocks a lugey at a coach?
A: The Umpire Strikes Back.
Joke #11181
Q: What do you call a play about nauseated musclemen?
A: Hurly-Burly.
Joke #11180
Q: What do you get when you cross Nightmare on Elm Street with a show about a baby dinosaur?
A: Freddy and Barney.
Joke #11179
Q: What do you call the body of a dinosaur with rigor mortis?
A: A Barney stone.