Q: Why wouldn’t the cadaver see his friends after he started to decompose?
A: He felt like he was losing face.
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Joke #11207
Q: After the cadaver dressed up for the funeral, what did his friends say?
A: “Death becomes you.”
getupthur
getupthur – n. a group of masked Mexican kids that fight monsters
Joke #11205
Q: What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?
A: Brown chicken, brown cow.
greengrocer
greengrocer – n. the unsightly result of a grocer who’s been dipped in chlorophyll
pickled feet
pickled feet – n. a food delicacy that even a pig wouldn’t eat
truffles
truffles – n. a dessert craze that has mushroomed in popularity
dung beetle
dung beetle – n. a beetle whose home is really a dump
head lice
head lice – n. lice who have worked their way to the top
brill cream
brill cream – n. what becomes of you when you jump off the Brill Building
common cold
common cold – n. what you catch when you get rained on going to the common market.
Joke #11197
Q: What do you call a TV show about two very different sisters with skin problems?
A: “Oppo-zits.”
Joke #11196
Q: Why do little kids love to eat paste for lunch?
A: It’s as tasty as the clay they had for snack time.
Joke #11195
Q: Why were the tapeworms so quickly wiped out by the medicine?
A: They just didn’t measure up.
Joke #11194
Q: Why do kids love eating clay?
A: It’s good roughage and has less calories than mystery meat.