Q: Why did the sunburned kid suddenly have so many friends?
A: He was so a-peeling.
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Joke #11222
Q: What condition occurs when someone bends over while steering a sailboat?
A: Ruddy cheeks.
Joke #11221
Q: What condition occurs when someone bends over while working on a sink?
A: Plumber’s butt.
Joke #11220
Q: What effect did the medicine have on the germs in the lower intestine?
A: It really wrecked’em (rectum).
Joke #11219
Q: Why aren’t dung beetles more popular with other bugs?
A: Dung beetles usually bring their work home with them.
Joke #11218
Q: How are dung beetles like fresh blueberries?
A: They both like to show up in muffins.
Joke #11217
Q: How did the man with a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his brains started to ooze out on the floor?
A: He felt he was slipping.
Joke #11216
Q: How did the man who had a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his accident?
A: He was completely mental.
Joke #11215
Q: Why did the fleas flee the boy who never washed?
A: They were chased away by the lice.
Joke #11214
Q: Why did the leech’s relatives want to get rid of him?
A: Because he was a drain on the family.
Joke #11213
Q: How are rotting bodies like nature artists?
A: They eventually draw flies.
Joke #11212
Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when he hits a windshield?
A: His tail.
Joke #11211
Q: Why don’t leeches go after young children?
A: Because they will drink no blood before it’s time.
Joke #11210
Q: Why do gnats fly into your mouth at night?
A: Because it’s too dark to find your nostrils.
Joke #11209
Q: What happened to the firefly before he hit the windshield?
A: His life flashed before his eyes.