Q: Why was the milkman fired after he delivered sour milk?
A: He couldn’t cut the cheese.
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Joke #11237
Q: What do you call a movie musical about having a chest cold?
A: Meet Me in St. Lugey’s.
termitator
termitator – n. a termite from the future that wants to eat little kids
Joke #11235
Q: What’s a car thief’s favorite movie?
A: Barefoot in the Parking Lot.
Joke #11234
Q: What’s a complaining plastic surgeon’s favorite movie?
A: Days of Whine and Noses.
Joke #11233
Q: Why did the tuna cross the strait?
A: Because it’s the chicken of the sea.
Joke #11232
Q: Why did Tigger hop through the woods?
A: He didn’t want to step on Pooh.
purseistent
purseistent – adj. to be resistent to purses
Ex. Sheila was purseistent when she saw that Coach.
;} to be resistent to the conditions inside of a purse
Ex. My tampons are purseistent!
Joke #11230
Q: What’s a mortician’s favorite soap opera?
A: “The Cold and the Beautiful”
Joke #11229
Q: What do you call it when a kid clears his throat and spits while working on his bicycle?
A: A lugey wrench.
Joke #11228
Q: What do you call it when a European child clears his throat and spits?
A: A German lugey.
Joke #11227
Q: What do you get when you cross a bed wetter with a grasshopper?
A: A puddle jumper.
Joke #11226
Q: What did the class see when Dawn bent over too far?
A: The crack of Dawn.
Joke #11225
Q: What happened to the class when Johnny bent over too far?
A: They cracked up.
Joke #11224
Q: How did the kid who was peeling dress when he went out?
A: In layers.