Dude with top stories

Jack with sports

Sweaty with … uhm … well nothing really

Dude: ALRIGHT I BEAT YOU ON PORNAWARS

Jack: Hey we are live

Dude: Uh oh

Jack: Quick turn the game off

Dude: Turns the game off

Sweaty: Hey uhh i need a tissue you never gave me one last week

Dude: Dude get one yourself

Sweaty: Whats that mean

Dude: …

Jack: ALRIGHT SUPER BOWL IS ON FOR THE 56th TIME

Dude: …

Sweaty: …

Jack: YEAH HALF OF HALF TIME

Sweaty: whats half mean

Dude: ugh this show sucks

Sweaty: show…i like that word

Dude: man this may be true, may be not true, but……i forgot what i was gonna say

Jack:ALRIGHT HALF OF HALF OF HALF TIME

Sweaty:whats that mean

Jack: …

Dude: Hey…why is my name Dude

Jack: Uh the guy making this story named you that

Dude: Dude, so I’m not real

Jack: I dunno

Dude: so can he make me do what ever he wants

Jack: I guess so

Dude: yeah right…HEY YOU THE MAKER OF THIS STORY YOU CANT CONTROL ME

Maker Of This Story: Oh yeah

Dude: Hey what the…(Dude starts frenching sweaty)

Maker Of This Story: How do ya like that

Dude: SICK

Sweaty: HuhHuh … i liked it

Jack and Dude look at him very strangly

Dude: DUDE does he even know the diffrence between boy girl

Jack: uhm…dunno

Dude: well its gettin late im goin home

Jack:me too

Sweaty: HEH

As Dude got inside his house he got his jammies on and got in his bed.

To his surprise he saw a man…but not any old man…and the man was in his bed…it was… SWEATY

Dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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