dAvE bOnD:  There is a new member coming to work for Squackle!  His name is Donkmaster.  Say hi, Donkmaster

Donkmaster:  I am the almighty Donkmaster, you must bow down to me as i walk past you, as i hold up my iron fist of power and-

dAvE bOnD (pushing Donkmaster onto the floor):  Ok, that’s enough.  That’s all for today.  Sign the guestbook!  NOW!  CLICK ON IT!

Donkmaster:  But!

dAvE bOnD:  SHUDDAP!