A man was convicted of robbery and sentenced to ten years in jail.

His attorney visited him soon afterwards in his cell and told him, “now listen, don’t worry about a thing.  I’m going to get you a new trial.  I’ve got new evidence.  We’ll get a change of venue.  I’m getting you a complete new deal and you’ll be free.  Just don’t worry about a thing.  In the meantime, if you get a chance, try to escape.”