davepoobond: have i talked to you before?

L Perihelion: I think

davepoobond: i remember your sn, but i cant remember what we were talkin about

L Perihelion: I think about you handing over your house

L Perihelion: I think you agreed

davepoobond: oh yeah thats right

L Perihelion: Yes

L Perihelion: You are right

L Perihelion: I also get your car

L Perihelion: and everything you own

davepoobond: not sally

davepoobond: !

L Perihelion: I can show you the path to enlightenment for a small fee

L Perihelion: of ONLY $500

davepoobond: k

L Perihelion: Just, hand over all your material possessions.

L Perihelion: Out lawyers will be there in 2 hours.

davepoobond: out lawyer?

L Perihelion: yes out lawyers

L Perihelion: its the mystery of Eris

davepoobond: as opposed to in lawyers

L Perihelion: yes

L Perihelion: all things are true

davepoobond: hahahah get it

davepoobond: in-law yers

davepoobond: do you post on the squackle bulletin board

L Perihelion: nope

davepoobond: why not?

L Perihelion: becauswe

L Perihelion: Eris Is more important

L Perihelion: she once gave me a pepsi can

davepoobond: who’s eris

L Perihelion: filled with Coke

davepoobond: ohhhh

L Perihelion: http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html

davepoobond: what the

davepoobond: thats a lotta crap..

L Perihelion: ?

L Perihelion: Thou shalt eat a hotdog

L Perihelion: on friday

davepoobond: bs i havent eaten a hot dog for…3 months….why would i eat one tomorrow?

L Perihelion: Becasue eris demands it

davepoobond: and there’s even less of a chance

davepoobond: because we just threw away a pack of hot dogs

davepoobond: yeah!

L Perihelion: Yeah and?

L Perihelion: HAH!

L Perihelion: its yeah?

L Perihelion: yeah and ? combined dummy!

davepoobond: right

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End of IMs4.