davepoobond: man i have so many dictionary submissions, i have enough of them for like at least a month maybe
davepoobond: and then i have 600 other words
Holmes: haha
Holmes: hey you never put scluckle 4 up!
davepoobond: i didnt?
davepoobond: oh yeah i probably didnt
Holmes: uh
davepoobond: lemme see if i have it
Holmes: k
davepoobond: eh i dont have it..
davepoobond: do u have it in ur filing cabinet?
Holmes: hmm
davepoobond: r u sure u wrote one?
davepoobond: the ones i have from u i havent put up yet are:
davepoobond: robot porn
davepoobond: The case of the missing X Box’s Box (yeah you heard right)
davepoobond: thats it
davepoobond: what was the last one u wrote about
Holmes: hmm
davepoobond: ep. 3 is the subway one
Holmes: herbal orgasmic shampoo i think
davepoobond: i meant scluckle
Holmes: no the last one had the verizon wireless guy in it
davepoobond: scluckle?
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: oh damn i remember that
davepoobond: that was funny
davepoobond: you dont have it in your filing cabinet?
davepoobond: bleh, if i had it, it musta been lost in the move from the old computer to this one
Holmes: i think i have it on my computer
Holmes: byt for some reason i can’t access my desktop
Holmes: it froze
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: well i’m putting up the herbal orgasmic and twiggs commercials up now
Holmes: shit
Holmes: shit shit shit
Holmes: i think i lost it
davepoobond: damn
davepoobond: sorry, i mighta actually forgotten to just put it onto my document file
Holmes: the only things i have are the robot porn
Holmes: and the xbox’s box
davepoobond: same with me
Holmes: what the fuck i never deleted it!
davepoobond: heh it seems like it just disappeared
Holmes: maybe the goverment took it
Holmes: O.o
davepoobond: maybe when you wrote it, we went backwards in time, and then it seemed like we read it, and it seemed like it was in existence
davepoobond: but it really wasn’t, because it hadn’t been written yet
Holmes: wow
davepoobond: ?
Holmes: your on crack
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: i knew there was a little something funny in that halloween candy today
Holmes: yeah…did your mom check it before you ate it?
davepoobond: no. my mom didnt even want me to GO trick or treating
davepoobond: cuz i’m “too old”
Holmes: !!!!!!
Holmes: i went trick or treating!
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: in my work clothes
Holmes: at work
davepoobond: did u get a lot of “ur too old” bs
Holmes: and got paid for it
Holmes: i got that the year before
Holmes: when i did go trick or treating
davepoobond: i was a box
Holmes: heh
davepoobond: like a box the size of a mattress
davepoobond: with arm holes and a hole for my head
davepoobond: and then a paper bag on my head
Holmes: you should just run into people
davepoobond: people started calling me sponge bob
davepoobond: it pissed me off
Holmes: lol
Holmes: smack em with your box
davepoobond: the paper bag had a unibrow
Holmes: a box slap
davepoobond: and it was crying blood
davepoobond: some stupid shit heads kicked me and punched me around a little bit though
Holmes: lol
davepoobond: if there’s some white stuff on MnMs is that bad?
Holmes: ….
Holmes: theres only one explanation for white stuff on M&M’s
Holmes: lets just say someone might be a little attracted to the red and yellow eminem commercials
Holmes: lol i said eminem
Holmes: M7M
Holmes: m&m
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: but its powderey
Holmes: =-O
Holmes: snort it
Holmes: if it gives you a good feelings it’s coke
davepoobond: nah, i tossed it
Holmes: if you die it’s anthrax
Holmes: ok
davepoobond: i dont do that shit
Holmes: heh niether do i
davepoobond: its back to the lab again yo
Holmes: word
davepoobond: where’s my snare?
Holmes: up your ass
Holmes: so loose yourself
davepoobond: i’m sorry mama
davepoobond: i never meant to hurt you
davepoobond: i never meant to make you cry but tonight, i’m cleaning out my closetttt
Holmes: sometimes it feels like the world’s on my shoulders
Holmes: everyones leanin on meeeeeeeeeee
davepoobond: daddy what are you doing
Holmes: i sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag of this weed which gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC
davepoobond: i think my dad’s gon craaaazeh
Holmes: hehe
Holmes: till the roof comes up till the sun goes down i’m gonna rip this shit till my bones break out
Holmes: ok i’m going to attempt to drown myself…you can try this at home….you can be just like me