So there’s an Alien behind and he’s breathin’ down on me,
And whoah! His breath is really stinky
So I take out a gun,
Blow him away,
Say goodbye as I blow him into next Thursday,
yeah, gotta kill that Alien scum

dododododododododo dododododododododo

Now I’m walking down a hall, looking left and right.
If someone attacks, I’ll make sure to put up a good fight.
Then 1, 2, out of the wall,
Blow them away and watch their bodies fall,
Ohh yeah, gotta kill that Alien scum

They gots oblong heads,
Big black eyes,
But you gotta see what happens when they’re electrified,
oh, yeah, gotta kill that Alien scum…

Oh, yeah, gotta kill that Alien scuuuuuuuum! Whoohee!!!

Thank yew, thank yew very much.

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Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Woooooo.

Miestie.

Thanks, Aunt Nancy.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Who smoked it.

Hey, chemistry!

Go smoke a waffle!

You too, architectural drawing!

And some other subjects who wish to smoke chairs along with the combination pinball machines/waffles.

Love, peace, and bathtubs.

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I got pooop on my finger

I got poop poop on my finger

I got poop poop poop on my finger

I got poop poop poop poop on my finger

I got poop poop poop poop poop on my finger

I got pooop on my finger

I got poop poop on my finger

I got poop poop poop on my finger

I got poop poop poop poop on my finger

I got poop poop poop poop poop on my finger

What the hell! I got poop on my finger!

Tags: Dirty Finger, funny song

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Midgets, midgets,

How are you?

Midgets, midgets,

I have to poo!

Shit! Shit!

I crapped my pants!

And now I’m doing

The retard dance!

Midgets, midgets,

you are shit,

And Holmes drinks the juice

That comes from zits!

Midgets, midgets,

You are gay,

I don’t wan’t you to fuck me

So stay away!

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Parody of “Winter Wonderland”

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Dog tags ring, are you listening?

In the lane, snow is glistening.

It’s yellow, not white, I’ve been there tonight,

marking up my winter wonder land.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.

It’s a sign for wondering vagrants.

Aviod where I pee, it’s my prop-er-ty!

Marking up my winter wonderland.

In the meadow Mom will build a snowman,

following the classical design.

Then I’ll left my leg and let it go, man,

so all the world will know that it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,

flows my natural incense boast,

stay off my turf, this small piece of earth,

I marked it as my winter wonderland!

Tags: Bill Thacker, funny song, song parody

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Parody of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”

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Old Bin Laden went to hell

EIEIO

And in this hell there were amer-i-cans

EIEIO

So they beat him up and stuffed his head in a pot

There was some more but I forgot

Old Bin Laden went to hell

EIEIO

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Laughing Out Loud!!!

THAT IS SO FUNNY!

B-R-B!!!

I’ll ‘Be Right Back’

Pooping out Brownies

They taste like Chicken

Oh My GOD!

beckylook at-her butt (try to make it sound 3 sylibal)

It is so big!

looks like a circle

Blow The Toad!

Dacky Does this

Love the Duck!

Blow does this!!!

(NOW SAY POOPEE SLOOPIE 7,801 TIMES AND THE SONG WILL BE OVER!)

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I think I shall never see, a poem lovely as a shit.

A tree whose hungry tit is pressed against the Earth’s sweet hairy breast,

A tree that looks at Steve Fish all day and lifts her cute girls to pray.

A tree that may in summer wear, a nest of fingers in her glasses.

Upon whose scare snow has lain.

Who intimately lives with balls.

Teeth are made by fools like me, but only toes can make a toe.

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Parody of “Yankee Doodle”

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Yankee Doodle went to Hell

Riding on a pony

Stuck a big dick up his ass

And called it macaroni

Yankee Doodle shot his load

Yankee Doodle dandy

Mind the mess and the step

And with the rag be handy

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Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY: SLEEP TRAIN MATRESS CENTER. (not really)

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Come on ‘n listen to my story ’bout a man named Wilson

A little scary baby, hardley had any friends

And then one day, he was chewin’ on some poo

And up through his butt popped a can of Mountain Dewwwwww.

Poo, that is, brown gold, smelly mud

Well, the first thing you know, old Wilson’s eyes glowed

Lil’ Sherwood said,”Wilson, Like I give a care!”

Said, Poo Plux Plan is the place you oughta be

So they cleaned out their butts and they moved to the Pluuuuux

Poo Plux, that is, gigglesticks’, ::Veronica:: ’s

Well, now it’s time to say goodbye to Wilson and all his friends

They would like to spank you folks for humpin’ their hens

You’re all invited back again to their cool new Clan

Do I have ta remeind you, it’s tha Poo Plux Plaaaaan!?

Wilson’s Plan, that is, it isn’t ‘Ku-Ku’, it deals with a boo-boo.

Y’all Check it out, hear?

Tags: funny song, The Poo Plux Plan, theme song

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Davey, Davey, Dave

Dave Davey Dayve Day Da Day

Davey Day da Day

Day Day Day Da Davey

Dave Da Davey Dave, ::back round singers:: Davey Dave Davey

Davey Da Dave Da Dave Day ::back ups:: Da Dave Dave Day

Davey Dayve Day Da::back ups:: Da Day Day Day

Da Day Day Day

Davey Davey Dave Dave Davey Dave Day Da Day Dave Da Dave Da Daay ayy ayyyyy…. Smurf.

Tags: davepoobond, funny song, ode

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Insert spinning actions where you think are necessary and spin around while you read this

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PRETTY SAWNN!

…ok…um…

CHEESE BALL!

COFFEE MACHINE!

Tom Green has a…

Coffee Machine

Underneath the pretty sun…

and dave’s binder

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Parody of “Bawitdaba,” by Kid Rock.

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(chorus)

bawitdabadabanddabanddiggydiggydiggysaidthaboogysaidupjumpthaboogy 10x

IM REALLY HOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR…

HORNY!!

(chorus again)

now this is for the guys that dont have any weeners, the naked donkeys

and the topless fatass guys from down the street, the horny freaks, and

the cars packed with cheese bread, the wee wee thats not horny and the

chics with weeners, all the sluts underneath the stardust hotel in las

vegas that gave me 10 reasons to be the faggot i am. you can look for

your penis, but that aint fun.. now get in the bed and start wacking your

dilly!

(chorus.. again)

I have no penis, its really sad.. The sluts underneath the stardust hotel

in las vegas had to lick my pubic hair theres nothing there hey thats the

first fucking thing that rhymes in this song. To all you bastards that

made fun of me, the last concert i had i pissed myself badly and everyone

thought i was a loser, which i am! you can look for your penis, but that

and fun.. now get in the bed and start wacking your dilly!

(chorus…)

the end

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Parody of the Gilligan’s Island theme song.

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Just pick that bum, and enjoy that pick,

Its quite a pick of bum,

That pick is one thats very nice, so eat a bunch of mung,

A toad once told me that i sucked, i beat him with a branch,

Off the old sic-a-more, that made me laugh and prance,

Made me laugh and prance,

That bum was red and sore my freind, stopping’s well advised,

Just then that toad came to mind, now im lots less kind,

Now im lots less kind,

That bum was beaten many times, o’ many times indeed,

Oh beating it!

With a stick!

Red and green guts!

That toad was dead,

But whoopsy whoops,

Its a bum,

Oh its a bum indeeeeeeeed!

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Parody of the Green Acres theme song.

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Green poopies is a dreaded disease,

Pain will come, welp, on very swift wings,

I cant imagine haveing green poop,

Darlin’ I’m sorry but poop is poop,

–green poop

–whoop whoop

–pain there

–where where

Poop is poop, yes this may be,

But you are my bung hole,

You’re comin’ with me!

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