xeteen – v. to hide a gift in a drawer next to the gift you got last year
Daily Archives: July 8, 2008
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curalgo – v. to pour ketchup on a gift and feed it to your cat
Joke #11312
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I’m stuck on you.
Joke #11311
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I’m attracted to you.
Joke #11310
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: Let’s go out together.
Joke #11309
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Better get ready — the doctor is taking us out tonight.
Joke #11308
Q: What did the bee say to the rose?
A: Hi, bud.
Joke #11307
Q: What did one ear say to the other ear?
A: Between you and me we need a haircut.
Joke #11306
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.
Joke #11305
Q: What did the short-order cook give his girlfriend when they became engaged?
A: A fourteen-karat onion ring.
Joke #11304
Q: Why did everyone call the Cyclops a playboy?
A: He had an eye for the ladies.
Joke #11303
“Did you hear the one about the lovesick frogs?”
“No. How does it end?”
“…and they lived hoppily ever after.”
Joke #11302
Q: Whom do birds marry?
A: Their tweet hearts.
Joke #11301
Q: What did the snake give his girlfriend on their first date?
A: A good-night hiss.