Squackle.com: The Funniest Site on the Net http://squackle.com/wordpress The Funniest Site on the Net! Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:30:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Why Am I Single? http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11792 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11792#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:54:31 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11792 Its true.  7 random questions somehow answered it.

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11792 Joke #11791 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11791 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11791#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:13:53 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11791 Q: What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

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Tags: instrument joke, viola, violin

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11791 Joke #11790 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11790 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11790#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:57:58 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11790 A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight. During the pilot’s preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it.

The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.

As he’s leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, ‘Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I’m going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished.’ Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says, ‘Sir, with all due respect, I’m not your son; I’m an Airman in the United States Air Force. I’ve been in Thule , Greenland , for 11 months without any leave, and reindeers’ asses are beg inning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it’s 2:30 in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump shit out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?’

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11790 Joke #11789 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11789 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11789#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:54:57 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11789 Answer: Himalayan.

Question: In what position is a boy while he talks on the phone?

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Tags: answer-question joke, mountain, telephone

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11789 Joke #11788 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11788 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11788#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:53:54 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11788 Answer: Dial soap.

Question: How do you stop dirty phone calls?

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Tags: answer-question joke, soap, telephone

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11788 Joke #11787 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11787 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11787#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:53:08 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11787 Answer: Hello? Hello? Hello?

Question: How does a three-headed secretary answer the phone?

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Tags: answer-question joke, telephone

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11787 Joke #11786 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11786 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11786#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:51:47 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11786 Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a vacuum cleaner?

A: We don’t know what to call it, just don’t put it close to your ear!

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Tags: ear, telephone, vacuum

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11786 Joke #11785 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11785 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11785#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:50:45 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11785 Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

A: Ringworm!

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11785 Joke #11784 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11784 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11784#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:49:56 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11784 Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pelican?

A: A big bill.

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Tags: bill, pelican, telephone

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]]> http://squackle.com/wordpress/?feed=rss2&p=11784 Joke #11783 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11783 http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11783#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:49:16 +0000 davepoobond http://squackle.com/wordpress/?p=11783 Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?

A: A wide receiver.

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Tags: football, telephone

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