volcano

December 24th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

volcano - n. a mountain on Mars with hiccups

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Tags: hiccup, Mars, mountain, noun, volcano

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raindeer

September 21st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

raindeer - n. a species of deer that is made completely of freshly condensed rain. They explode instantaneously when they take their first shit, which results in a mild sprinkle of rain. Raindeers are expected to live one to two hours before having to take a shit.

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Tags: animal, noun, raindeer, shit

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spacebee

September 21st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

spacebee - n. a form of mutated bee that has figured out a way to not only fly out of the Earth’s atmosphere and live, but to survive in the dredges of space.  Rumored to be biomechanical in nature, and not purely mechanical as the popular belief states.  Nor are spacebees regular bees in spacesuits.

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Tags: bee, noun, spacebee, spacesuit

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buzziness

September 21st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

buzziness - n. business as it pertains to bees or spacebees.  <see spacebee>

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Tags: bee, business, noun, spacebee

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spacewich

September 21st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

spacewich - n. a food in which there are two slices of bread with nothing in between.

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Tags: bread, food, noun, spacewich

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coach

August 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

coach - n. someone who is willing to lay down your life for the school.

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Tags: coach, noun, school

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alladode

July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

alladode - v. to frequently find fresh flowers for a girl named Franny

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Tags: alladode, Flower, girl, verb

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oglaruc

July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

oglaruc - v. to happily hold hearts in your hands

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Tags: hand, heart, oglaruc, verb

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lanodroc

July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

lanodroc - n. a gift that you’re happy you can take back to the store

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Tags: gifts, lanodroc, noun

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mureep

July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

mureep - n. a gift that makes you happy because it affirms that you have better taste than the person giving you the gift

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Tags: gifts, mureep, noun

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yadnu

July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

yadnu - v. to learn to snorkle in your backyard pool.

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Tags: pool, snorkle, verb, yadnu

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cordonal

July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

cordonal - n. a gift that allows you to start your collection of used bottle caps

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Tags: bottle cap, cordonal, gifts, noun

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demic

July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

demic - n. a package that is beautifully wrapped with recycled garbage

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Tags: demic, garbage, gifts, noun

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xeteen

July 8th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

xeteen - v. to hide a gift in a drawer next to the gift you got last year

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Tags: drawer, gifts, verb, xeteen

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curalgo

July 8th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

curalgo - v. to pour ketchup on a gift and feed it to your cat

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Tags: cat, curalgo, gifts, ketchup, verb

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