volcano - n. a mountain on Mars with hiccups
Tags: hiccup, Mars, mountain, noun, volcano
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raindeer - n. a species of deer that is made completely of freshly condensed rain. They explode instantaneously when they take their first shit, which results in a mild sprinkle of rain. Raindeers are expected to live one to two hours before having to take a shit.
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spacebee - n. a form of mutated bee that has figured out a way to not only fly out of the Earth’s atmosphere and live, but to survive in the dredges of space. Rumored to be biomechanical in nature, and not purely mechanical as the popular belief states. Nor are spacebees regular bees in spacesuits.
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coach - n. someone who is willing to lay down your life for the school.
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lanodroc - n. a gift that you’re happy you can take back to the store
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mureep - n. a gift that makes you happy because it affirms that you have better taste than the person giving you the gift
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cordonal - n. a gift that allows you to start your collection of used bottle caps
Tags: bottle cap, cordonal, gifts, noun
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