After Wafflehouse killed me twice, 3 of the people I was grouped with caught Wafflehouse and killed him. I teabagged him as he was dead. Then he whispered me.
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Wafflehouse: i already know u suck
davepoobond: who are you
Wafflehouse: the hunter that killed you twice
davepoobond: who?
davepoobond: i didnt kill you at all
Wafflehouse: I killed YOU
davepoobond: ???
davepoobond: why are you angry
davepoobond: you could have been one of us
davepoobond: you were the chosen one
– Brussels Sprouts
– Cannes Openers
– Amsterdam Yankees
– Vienna Sausages
– Belgium Waffles
– Manila Folders
– Czech Bouncers
– New Dehli Catessans
– Buenos Airheads
– Guadalajara Krishnas
– Iraqi Raccoons
– Bolivia DeHavillands
– Seoul Brothers
– Taipei Personalities
– Syria Killers
– Hungary Jacks
– Dublin Mint Twins
– Prague Tologists
– Peking Toms
“Did you just call me a waffle-iron?”
– MadManWithAnAxe
Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you understand me? I’m chewing on a pancake while I talk to you.
Operator: Oh, how waffle!
wifle – n. a deformed waffle
wallif – n. a bad waffle
shmoogenberger – n. a place where farting is not funny and peepee is opressed. Farting is punishable by awful waffles and/or death.
Ex. Dude, that guy is no fun, he must be from shmoogenberger.
nowaff – Contraction. contraction for “No waffles.” Used at an IHOP restaurant
kuzapxot – n. a psychoactive hybrid form of a waffle
josney – n. banana waffles
heven – v. to fight an intergalactic war with waffles, sausages, and other breakfast meats
haalmeyerer – v. to deny Marlon Brando his waffles
argia – v. to eat left-over syrup from waffles with a fork. Usually scraping the fork around the plate, twisting it and eating it