Dude with finding new peoples cause everyone else is dead

Dude: Hello and welcome…tongiht I will find 2 new peoples to help with me…one for sports…one for weather

First guest walks in

Dude: Whats your name

Man: Uhh…

Dude: WHATS YOUR NAME

Man: Uhh…

Dude: TELL ME YOUR NAME

Man: ITS UHH

Dude: oh

Uhh: I like weather

Dude: your in, now sit your butt down back there…NEXT

Man walks in and sits down

Dude: Whats your name

Man: Tomfoolery

Dude: You like sports?

Tomfoolery: Yes

Dude: Your in…well i would like to have another person around for video game review so NEXT

Man walks in and sits down

Dude: Whats your name

Man: Maker Of This Story

Dude: OH HI SIR

Maker Of This Story: I like video games let me in

Dude: RIGHT AWAY SIR

Maker Of This Story: Quit yelling

Dude: sorry…hey can we call you somethin elese

Maker Of This Story: Call me Vid

Dude: Why Vid

Vid: Well i’m doing video games right

Dude: ok ok…well….Now to the news…for top story we have 3 new people, Vid, Uhh, and Tomfoolery…now with sports

Tomfoolery: Well…uhh…i don watch sports

Vid: Neither do I and I make this story and i hate sports so no more sports

Tomfoolery: then ill do…uhh…anime stuff

Dude: ok…so on to weather

Uhh: Man i’m out here in Alaska and boy its hot…ITS (*#$&$^%*# degrees

Dude: well we aren’t in Alaska and (*#$&$^%*# isnt a degree

Uhh: Oh

Vid: Listen i dont do weather either so Uhh your fired

Uhh: darn

Dude: hey you cant do that

Vid: Remember what i did with Sweaty and you

Dude: what did i say you cant do that i meant you can do whatever you want

Vid: So now its me you and Tomfoolery

Dude: well lets do video games now

Vid: Well recently I got an Ultima game called the Ultima Collection, it has 10 games on 1 CD…theres a thing called ultima akalebeth and then ultima 1 – 8…they all suck except for 6,7,7 part 2,and 8…so get that game…another thing is Starcraft…the only thing is is that its a great game…heard of Warcraft well thats what starcraft is except it has to do wit space…thats for PC…PSX is FF8…FF7 is better dont get FF8…just rent it and beat it…thats all…N64, well altogether N64 sucks but Jet Force Gemini (the longest game in the world) is ok but gets boring so dont buy it just rent it and try to beat it. Now to tommy fool boy

Tomfoolery: Well biggest news is that Gundam Wings got a gay pair…that hideo guy and duo thats all

Dude: ya know what…this sux peoples dont wanna hear news…so lets jus go to our everyday life…na how about….YEAH A TALK SHOW…so from now on I will actully IM real peoples and ask them questions and stuff…so until next show lata

(end)

Dude with Top stories

Jack with half of half of half of half X 10 to the 32ed power

Sweaty with being kicked off the show for last nights incident

They all walk in

Sweaty: Hi Jack….Hi (giggles) Dude

Dude pulls out a gun

Jack: WHOA WAIT NOT YET

Dude fires 6 rounds into Sweaty’s head

Jack looks down and starts crying

Dude: Wussy

Jack: No i have somethin in my eye

Dude: Let me see

Jack looks up showing he has a Canadian African American Japaneseian Wasp in his eyes

Dude: DUDE thats sick

Jack pulls the thing off his eye and throws it in Sweaty’s mouth

Dude: Well i think we should actully do some news

Jack: Ok

Dude: With top stories…(glances at paper)I slept with Sweaty last….HEY JACK

Jack starts laughing

Dude: err

Dude: Well with other news Jack’s mother in really a Panda made out a pure Canadian dog crap

Jack: HEY

Dude:ok ok lets make a truce

Jack: errr what ever

Dude: Well theres nothing elese except that Clock Tower 2 has been released and man it sucks…but no worry…number 1 one is a lot better

Jack: All this new sucks lets get to the super bowl

Dude picks up the super bowl tape and tears it apart

Jack: ERRRRRRRRRR

Jack gets really red and explodes higher than the empire state building then an air plane hits him

Dude: What you have just seened is a replay of what happened eairlier today…we will no show you what happened inside the plane

Pilot: Hey wheres all the flight attendents

Flight Attendent: Yes what do you need

Pilot: I wanna pinch your butt

Flight Attendent: WHAT

Just then the pilot wasnt watching where he was going and then sundenly they ran into what they thought was a giant piece of duck crap but was really just Jack’s head

Dude: Thus ends this story…next time I will have 2 new peoples for this show since both Jack and Sweaty are dead…until next time this is the 6 o’ clock news….Dude signing off

News Music starts to play

Dude with top stories

Jack with sports

Sweaty with … uhm … well nothing really

Dude: ALRIGHT I BEAT YOU ON PORNAWARS

Jack: Hey we are live

Dude: Uh oh

Jack: Quick turn the game off

Dude: Turns the game off

Sweaty: Hey uhh i need a tissue you never gave me one last week

Dude: Dude get one yourself

Sweaty: Whats that mean

Dude: …

Jack: ALRIGHT SUPER BOWL IS ON FOR THE 56th TIME

Dude: …

Sweaty: …

Jack: YEAH HALF OF HALF TIME

Sweaty: whats half mean

Dude: ugh this show sucks

Sweaty: show…i like that word

Dude: man this may be true, may be not true, but……i forgot what i was gonna say

Jack:ALRIGHT HALF OF HALF OF HALF TIME

Sweaty:whats that mean

Jack: …

Dude: Hey…why is my name Dude

Jack: Uh the guy making this story named you that

Dude: Dude, so I’m not real

Jack: I dunno

Dude: so can he make me do what ever he wants

Jack: I guess so

Dude: yeah right…HEY YOU THE MAKER OF THIS STORY YOU CANT CONTROL ME

Maker Of This Story: Oh yeah

Dude: Hey what the…(Dude starts frenching sweaty)

Maker Of This Story: How do ya like that

Dude: SICK

Sweaty: HuhHuh … i liked it

Jack and Dude look at him very strangly

Dude: DUDE does he even know the diffrence between boy girl

Jack: uhm…dunno

Dude: well its gettin late im goin home

Jack:me too

Sweaty: HEH

As Dude got inside his house he got his jammies on and got in his bed.

To his surprise he saw a man…but not any old man…and the man was in his bed…it was… SWEATY

Dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

end

Jack with Sports

Lucky with weather

Dude with inside bathroom information

Dude: Hello and we are back…todays top stories…people can lay really big turds

Lucky: Whoa…what do they look like

Dude: Well the ones in here are all long and mushy

Lucky: COOL, let me come in

Dude: i cant open the door, you have the key dont you

Lucky: Well yes, but i locked you in from the outside…and thats impossible so come on out

Dude: DUDE im out…and i can breathe

Jack: ALRIGHT HALF TIME SUPER BOWL

Dude: Dude the super bowl was over last week

Jack: but i taped it

Dude: How many times have you watched that thing

Jack: uhh………………..24

Dude: (wipes his head)

Lucky: Hey the weathers great

Dude and Jack: OK THATS IT

Lucky: what

Dude: lets put an end to him

Jack: OK

Dude and Jack: (they kill Lucky)

Dude: Now who will we get for replacement

Jack: I know…one of my friends but he doesnt know anything about weather…infact he hasnt even been to highschool

Dude: Perfect

Jack: here he is, his name is MeladramaticOutaInsaneStandByMySide

MeladramaticOutaInsaneStandByMySide: uhh gotta tissue

Dude: Les call him somethin elese

Jack: Well My friends and thine call him Sweaty

Sweaty: Yeah see (he raises his armpit)

Dude:thats just sick

Jack: I gotta idea…instead of this being news…lets jus make it ShortNews cause the creater of this is to lazy to make to long

Dude: alright

end

Jack with sports

Lucky with weather

Dude with top stories

Dude: Hello and welcome tonight we have-

Lucky: Is it my turn?

Dude: … NO…as I was saying-

Lucky: The weather outside is good for-

Dude: Dude like, its my turn quit bustin in

Lucky: But the weather is good

Dude: Don’ make me hurt you

Lucky: Hey do you have a pet monkey?

Dude: …

Lucky: I have one…actully two…last night there were really strange noises

Dude: OOOOOOK…thats enough of that

Lucky: and the weather…its simply-

Dude: ENOUGH WITH THE WEATHER

Jack: Hey super bowl is on…YEE HAW

Dude: oh boy now Jack

Lucky: Sports SUCK

Jack: WHAT AND YOU THINK WEATHER’s ANY BETTER?

Lucky: …well,uhm,yeah

jAcK: err get ready to die

Lucky: Hey look the guy making this story made your letters funny

jAcK: huh?

Lucky: look up, it says jAcK and not Jack

jAcK: why i’m gonna kill him…HEY YOU CHANGE MY LETTERS BACK

Jack: thanks…

Dude: dude now with top stories…hey where’d my top stories paper go?

Lucky: Uh nowhere…there uh over there behind the bathrookm door.

Dude: I’ll go get ’em (Dude starts walking in the bathroom)

Lucky: (locks Dude in the bathroom)good enough of him

Jack: WEATHER SUCKS

End