The Great Gatsby: Shortened Into a Poem

The Great Gatsby
Is about a guy that was poor
And the love of his stupid life
Married someone stupid and rich
And when he got rich, he got a big stupid house
Then he tried to take back the stupid bitch
That he loved so much because he was stupid
And when she ran over the stupid person her
Stupid husband was cheating with
The husband that had the stupid wife that
Was cheating on him that was ran over, popped 4 caps
Into Stupid Gatsby’s ass
The End