I Was Walking Down the Street Phrases

– One day I was walking down the street when a tree bit me in the ass.

– One day I was walking down the street when a panda began to spank me and call me nancy.

– One day I was walking down the street and a dolphin took a crap on me.

– One day I was walking down the street and I was ambushed by a group of gay lawyers wearing tutu’s.

– One day I was walking down the street when a baboon walked up to me and pinched my behind.

– One day I was walking down the street when I realized my bosom was showing so I buried myself in a sewage tank and began to sing christmas carols.

– One day I was walking down the street and saw two squirrels doin it doggy style on top of a parked car.

– One day I was walking down the street when a monkey came and took my pants.

– One day I was walking down the street and a albanian prostitute tickled me.

– One day I was walking down the street and saw a man filming pornography in a tree.

– One day I was walking down the street when an eel slapped me.

– One day I was walking down the street and I saw a man named Bubba removing a white substance from his eye (god knows what it was).