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ibanera

March 3rd, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet

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T-bone slap

April 27th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

T-bone slap – n. a type of slap where you take a T-bone steak and slap them in the face

;} v. to slap someone with the tip of your penis, with a forward motion as to blindside them.  Kind of like a car crash but with a penis and a face.

;} n. the act of slapping someone with the tip of your penis in a forward motion, as to blindside them.

 

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Joke #21187

April 25th, 2011 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.

And he said, “no, the steaks are too high.”

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Joke #20880

March 30th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What does my homework and a rare steak have in common?

A: They are both almost done!

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Joke #17786

February 13th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Why don’t vampires eat sirloins and T-Bones?

A: Because they keep away from stakes!

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Joke #17767

February 13th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Why did McDonald’s get angry at the new fast food chain?

A: Their slogan was, “You deserve a steak today”!

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