T-bone slap

T-bone slap – n. a type of slap where you take a T-bone steak and slap them in the face

;} v. to slap someone with the tip of your penis, with a forward motion as to blindside them.  Kind of like a car crash but with a penis and a face.

;} n. the act of slapping someone with the tip of your penis in a forward motion, as to blindside them.