ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet
T-bone slap – n. a type of slap where you take a T-bone steak and slap them in the face
;} v. to slap someone with the tip of your penis, with a forward motion as to blindside them. Kind of like a car crash but with a penis and a face.
;} n. the act of slapping someone with the tip of your penis in a forward motion, as to blindside them.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
And he said, “no, the steaks are too high.”
Q: What does my homework and a rare steak have in common?
A: They are both almost done!
Q: Why don’t vampires eat sirloins and T-Bones?
A: Because they keep away from stakes!
Q: Why did McDonald’s get angry at the new fast food chain?
A: Their slogan was, “You deserve a steak today”!