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Prank IMs, Stupid IMs

#22507: davepoobond -> zackrat123

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davepoobond: heyyy!!!

zackrat123: hey

davepoobond: been a while

zackrat123: who is this?

zackrat123: ya

davepoobond: you don’t remember?

zackrat123: nope

davepoobond: i’m your cousin, Richard

zackrat123: o hi richard

davepoobond: hi

zackrat123: i havent seen u in like 5 years

davepoobond: yeah i know

davepoobond: sucks don’t it

zackrat123: ya

davepoobond: so how’s life been treatin’ ya

zackrat123 signed off at 4:56:46 PM.

zackrat123 signed on at 4:56:52 PM.

davepoobond: how’s life been treatin’ ya

zackrat123: good

zackrat123: im jkin i no ur not my cousin richard i dont even have a cousin richard

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: you’ve been fuckin around with me

zackrat123: ya

davepoobond: here i am in my identity crisis

davepoobond: trying to find out who i am

davepoobond: and you fuck around with me

zackrat123: hehehe

davepoobond: by the way, hyundai makes civics

zackrat123: o

zackrat123: no honda civic

davepoobond: hyundai civic, you jackass

davepoobond: don’t fall in

zackrat123: dont fall in wat

davepoobond: your own shit

davepoobond: cause you’re just full of it

zackrat123: o

zackrat123: ok

zackrat123: but search for honda civic and it will show it

davepoobond: unh hunh..

davepoobond: tell me other funny jokes

zackrat123 wants to directly connect.

zackrat123: accept

zackrat123 is now directly connected.

davepoobond: dood

zackrat123: (shows a picture of a Honda civic)

zackrat123: honda civic

zackrat123: but y do u want to know

davepoobond: no reason

davepoobond: mwah

davepoobond: mwahahahah

davepoobond: nayway1@3!

zackrat123 direct connection is closed.

zackrat123: ok

davepoobond: have you been to my website

zackrat123: nope

davepoobond: g-g-g-g-g-g-go

zackrat123: wat is it

davepoobond: a humor site

zackrat123: wats the link

davepoobond: www.squackle.com

zackrat123: eeewwwwww

davepoobond: ?

zackrat123: i went to it

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: what’s so ewwww about it

zackrat123: i didnt go to it but i dont want to

davepoobond: ok!

davepoobond: Why do you think you think that i think what?

zackrat123: ?

zackrat123 signed off at 5:07:41 PM.

Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail

Hate Mail #22127

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At some point in time I had received an e-mail from “Mr. Right” which contained:

Hey man good site except i dont appreciate jokes that are not only gross but also prove that your morals are worse than michale jacksons. i dare u to go find what joke im talking about, email me back if you and your teddy bear have time

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In response, I sent:

I’m glad you like my site, but I don’t give a shit which joke is gross or not.  If you don’t like reading the jokes, don’t read them.  Go to another section of the site.  Why don’t you go cry to your mommy about how Mr. davepoobond has poor morals compared to your high-standing morals that are monumentous in comparison to mine.

Mr. Teddums and I have morals, but only when it comes to something actually important.  Just because I post a joke that I think is funny, it isn’t to  make any judgement on the morals that I have.

E-mail me back if you and your right hand have enough to time to stop jacking off to your real estate agent.

Hope you keep going to Squackle!

davepoobond
https://www.squackle.com/

Site Updates

Deleting Ye Olde Site

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I’ve finally decided to delete the old HTML files that I had for the initial version of Squackle.  There are a lot of dead links and stuff that isn’t really helping out in the long run after all.

If there is something you wanted to look at from the old site that apparently isn’t transferred over, let me know somehow and I’ll see about re-doing it somehow.  Only a couple of things will be left up most likely.

There is a possibility that a redesign that I have in the future will adopt some of the characteristics of the old design, because I’m trying to figure out a good way to redesign the web site into something I’ve designed.

Site Updates

Downloads Fixed Again

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So I spent the better part of the past two hours trying to figure out why the downloads didn’t work.

The only way I could force them to work was by manually inputting the URL to the file for each download on the site.  I have no idea why it won’t just work automatically, so it will add one more step to the download-addition process… but at least it works.  For now.

Site Updates

New Server!

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Hey everyone!

The past couple days I moved Squackle over to a new server.  I think everything is working fine now after a few hours of it not being fine.

I am now on a server that has unlimited space and unlimited bandwidth!  That means I can do… lots of stuff I wasn’t originally planning on doing so soon.

The reason behind me moving was because my old host was apparently shutting down on September 1st.  They say there were many “announcements” of this happening but I saw none of it in any of my email inboxes, only in the off-chance in an unanswered support ticket from them.

So, I’m just glad I caught it in time, and it forced me to move over to a seemingly better server.

A couple of things that are going to happen now that there is unlimited space:

The caching system will reset every week now instead of whenever I get the opportunity to click it since now I have unlimited space, I can leave all the cached pages around.  I don’t usually do a lot of site-wide updates anyway, so this should decrease load times considerably.

Pictures are now a possibility of showing up in updates more often.

I may host videos.

I may host other web sites/blogs (maybe)

Some other shit.

Site Updates

Subsections are Now Categories

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If you’re trying to get a tag that is no longer there, I’ve moved a lot of the tags to categories.

If you’re trying to get to something that was once a tag, this is how you can get to the new category:

in the URL, switch out “/tag/” with “/cat/” and you should be able to hit up the new category and get to the right section you’re trying to get to.

 

I upgraded all the subsections I was using as tags into categories because that way I can actually keep track of what is actually being used as a category/subsection.  If I forgot some, they’ll be converted eventually as well.

Language Fun, Lists

Funny Search Terms

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Sometimes people find Squackle with odd or funny search terms.  They’re so funny or weird sometimes, that I feel like I need to share it with the world.  Not saying that there isn’t a lot of weird shit on this site, but there are times where I just don’t expect certain search terms to actually lead to Squackle.  Also, I wouldn’t mind being the number one search for “what sound does a beaver make.”

Here’s a list of the exceedingly funny search terms as I see them, newest on top:

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pictures of guyz fucking there girl friend

how to say huge ass in a fancy way

boy inserting finger in girls asshole sexy hd pics

girls from america sexy nice vagina sexy

grandma is raped with toothbrush

i want to be a cashier and i dont have experience so can google teach me some lessons

sexy ladies sex fuck hard

what is a good porn name for a girl named ann catherine

why the f*ck are asian women so attractive

fireworks of cum and semen

sexy little girl feet on balls

i want to download a beautiful and sexy lady age under 26 that has a lot of photos on facebook

thumbelina hentai

sexxxxy sendals zapanis young cute girl feets

how to draw dick using alphabets

sign me up by email for nasty gay black porn

knock knock jokes about livers

most fucking sexiest ever women wallpaper

pictures huge female holes and the long trailing tities

fat bitches having a motherfucking orgy

gay man sit on mens face and fartshit

does katy perry let guys cum inside her

sexy girl doing fuck in youtube

cute hot fat woman boob

asian girl full hd cute witn attitude

attaching condom of sexy chinese babes

blowjob games earn coins to cum

dave’s review rating on penius enhancers

backpack that looks like a little boy from the waist down

mom fucks barney the dinosaur

what is a good website for robot porn

girl fucking a guy while talking on the phone with her boyfriend

you dont need a boyfriend to have sex

pure uncut heroin

chumlee shemale having sex with a girls manga

neighbors hate us because i married a felon

i want to cum in katy perrys mouth

molested pinball

real free gay porn by email

Football players asses

white guy saying fucking rice to every mustang that passes by

child molesting manatee

teens using tampons with whiskey

tall girls are racist

girl pump fart

can you fuck a vacuum

masturbate bicycle

monkey pooping on a car window

chat with someone horny site

seeing tv reporters panties

what cream for ass

what sound does a beaver make

degrassi has muslims in the show

ass-hole kingdom

filthiest way of saying butthole

woman doing toilet with lion

why da fuck people always getting shot in degrassi

katy perry penis face

girl puts 4 tennis balls in her ass

college fuck festival

subway sandwich girl sucking cock

People, Screwed Up Chronicles

First Day of Working Out

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Well, I started working out this week on Thursday.  It was sort of fun being able to do the exercises with someone else.  I’ve never really done exercises with anyone else and its good to have a friend there cause he can tell me what I’m doing wrong or tell me how to exercise more efficiently than I would otherwise.

I’m not a health guru or even that knowledgeable about things you can do in the gym so its nice to be able to have someone there.

Recently my mom has been drilling into me that I am almost thirty years old (I’m only 25), and practically telling me that I’m fat and unsuccessful.  She’s told me that she regretted sending me to college because my major has done nothing for me.  I think its terribly unfair that she says these things because she’s making it seem like my life is already over.  She says I have no ambition and that may be true, but ambition isn’t for everyone.  I don’t see how doing random things that she envisions me doing that I have no interest in doing dictates whether or not I have ambition or not.  The things I am ambitious about are all with the internet, with my web site and my ability to create, and that’s good enough for me.

In either case, it wasn’t so much of a wake-up call as it was just making myself better, and having enough of living the way I have been.  Yes, I want to make my mom stop telling me to lose weight and to stop poking and prodding me to getting a job, but if its not those things it’d be another.  That’s always how it’s been with her.  In high school when I wasn’t “dangerously” overweight (I was still overweight, I’ve always felt that way) it was me being on the computer too much or me spending too much time playing games, or whatever.  If it’s not one thing, it’s another.  Those things haven’t directly affected anything in my life, and blaming anything but my own attitude and complacency would be a scapegoat.