Tag Archives: Squackle Stories

UPDATE 8-23-02

davepoobond: SIGN UP FOR THE SQUACKLE JOKES AND CRAP NEWSLETTER (ABOVE)

stimpyismyname: go to ChristopherSoft, its our great new network site

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1205 words, 15 new. SUBMIT A WORD

DownloadsOther Thingys

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 5, Bad Submission 6, Bad Submission 7, Bad Submission 8, Bad Submission 9, Bad Submission 10, Bad Submission 11

Stupid Health StoriesWe Grow Great By Dreams, Remember To Smile, Family Ties, Dominant Genes

UPDATE 6-30-02

Fire: Man, I dont know

TJ the Almighty: if at first you dont suceed, skydiving isnt for you

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1100 words, 5 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Submit To Squackle – submit almost anything! no emailing anymore!

StoriesLeafy Bob the Muffin Eater – a story about a leaf that loves muffins

SBCThe Pump Girls Episode 2

Squackle QuotesMs. E, TV, Movies

JokesQuicky Jokes (1 added)

UPDATE 3-24-02

Blind Bubba: n00bs suk

Ghost5050: erm o nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore i am perfect

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 990 words, 5 new

StoriesMitosis Story – a first hand account of being a chromosome in mitosis…

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 5

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Games

UPDATE 2-27-02

davepoobond: Bookmark Squackle! Ya ya ya ya! Tell people about us too! Ya ya ya ya! Sorry about the big picture that doesnt work, I’m trying to get our hosts to upload it…

Soup Nazi: The cheese is always twice the fencepost

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMssparklypinkfairy IM, GangSexJessica IM

StoriesThe Grasshopper and the Ant – self explanatory

Dictionary – 970 words, 5 new

UPDATE 2-24-02

davepoobond: Ok, we’re going back to daily (or so) updates. Please tell your friends about Squackle! and bookmark us, too…

Adman: It just so happens, that I am away from my computer right now, thank-you-very-much… :-*

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid Health StoriesMountain Story

Other JunkBathroom Strategies for Men and Women

Dictionary – 965 words, 5 new

Stupid IMssarahgirl1136 IM, Marha IM

UPDATE, week of 10-21-01

davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i do not have a weiner. and i am proud.

DL: Dont mess with the cows man

SoyBeans: I’m dumb

stuff updated/put up:

StoriesOicok, Scary Baby Retard, The Crowded Quad…, Children’s Story

Other JunkFunny Bumper Stickers, Bad Pick Up Lines, 15 Things You Don’t Want To Hear in Surgery, Funny Names, Books Never Written, Kirby Dance 2, Find Your Armenian Name

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Misc. Quotes, The Internet, TV, Movies, Radio, Around School

UPDATE, week of 9-23-01

stimpyismyname: mi perra pica mi testiculos a pagar

blowthetoad: my name is fransua, i like to be classy, if you want to adopt me name, you can, becasue i am fransua, and i like to say jackdidilysquat!

stuff updated/put up:

Other JunkFind Your Porn-Star Name, 10 Top Things Men Understand About Women, Actual (Stupid) Label Instructions

Chat Room StuffRhydin Formal Wear, scramblah, Elfhome Tavern, QuietForestClearing, Darkblade Tavern, poop 2

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Things I Would Take From This Era To 1580, davepoobond: If I Ruled The World

The Screwed Up WorldThe Carnival Person That Guesses Your Weight For A Buck – The Scam Revealed, The Future of Napster, Giant Apes Take Over Mars, Born In a Flower, Wires

StoriesThe Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male, The Sewer Farm

SongsBuy, Buy, Buy, Wild Wild Pest, Opera Song, Yankee Doodle Went to Hell, Lyrics for a Beautiful Song (make up your own tune)

SBCCommercial: Floppy Watches

UPDATE, week of 8-19-01

stimpyismyname: hi. the hokey pokey is coming back, and I’m gonna be first in line!

blowthetoad: I am the muffin man, therefore i am a muffin, with a male organ. ::Veronica::

stuff updated/put up:

Awards

SongsMary Had a Little Lamb, The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG

Other JunkWhat’s Your Star Wars Name?

Squackle QuotesWhat the Critics Say About Squackle

JokesThe Lady and The Bank President

StoriesAttack of the Communist Sideburns

UPDATE, week of 8-13-01

elmoisfurry: die dave die. please visit our sponsors, and go to the Bulletin Board and post something there

davepoobond: hey, if you want to talk to us, try going to chat rooms named “Squackle.” On AIM/AOL buddy chats, I’ll be on there, with the name CashMoneyMoolah or davepoobond. Try and see if we’re there.

stuff updated/put up:

About Us – 3 Poop Troops joined

SongsA Man Named Stan, The Nancy Way Song

PoemsA Man From Peru, Are You a Good Sport?

MoviesDacky Flipbook

StoriesGoopy Blip

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: Ronald McDonald is Dead, USA: School Shootings and Whatever, Australia: Beware of the Dingos

The Screwed Up PeopleEmily Dickinson: Who Emily Dickinson Is, Emily Dickinson: Stuff Emily Dickinson Would Personify, davepoobond: If I Made the Republics of Antartica and the Arctic, davepoobond: The Failures Of davepoobond, davepoobond: Poetic Brainstorming: What I Think When I Hear “Poetry”

UPDATE, week of 5-13-01

davepoobond: click on our sponsors, sign our guestbook, click on our sponsors, post on the bulletin board, click on our sponsors, and most of all click on our damn sponsors at the bottom of the page! Thank you. Each click makes us closer to getting our own URL.

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMsHolmes IM 4, Holmes IM 5, Bread IM

StoriesThe Backpack Without Straps, GODZILLA Rampage in Ida, Michigan, Star Compactor, Panzazz, The Twisted Story of Binobobo and His Demise

PicturesClown & Box, Fire Department’s Revenge, Poopy, Aunt Jemima!, The Banana Splits, Bang10, BEER, Mr. Chubbikins, Freakazoid’s Hands, Garden Gnomes

AnimationsKermit

Downloads

Squackle ArcadeFind the Black Dot

UPDATE, week of 4-8-01

davepoobond: well, it took about 4 weeks, but i updated all of Squackle with the new format. yeehaw, ain’t that special? anyway, now i can get to putting new stuff up…and there’s some changes in the content, concerning where to go and stuff, but it doesnt really matter to you, since you’re never coming back here…i listed what i updated here…i dont know how much i’ll do.

stuff updated/put up:

Chat Room Stuffhell, Travelers Inn, the FUN channel

StoriesPercy’s Day Out – The Prequel to Sniper Problems…

Other JunkThe D-Fiance Bible

Squackle QuotesWhat the Critics Say About Squackle

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 3, Chels IM

UPDATE 3-14-01

davepoobond: i have the new format, but i have to get all the content into the new format…it’ll take a while, but just stand by, and i’ll put it up slowly as much as i can. If there is any new content, it’ll be listed here until all the new format is up. The sponsors are at the bottom of the page, they belong to us, so click on them, please!

stuff put up/updated:

PicturesDevil Ducky

Squackle Quiz

PoemsSaying Sorry, It’s So Sad, Warmth, Just Released, Cinquains From Health Class, Still Don’t Know Why

Stupid IMsLil Angel Gurl IM, Rluv4ever IM, whitemagic IM

StoriesStupid Health Stories, A (stupid) Story

Chat Room StuffAquitaine Palace/Balamb Garden, Burning Vigor Tavern, RinoasTattoosNStuff, Dragonarmy Tavern, Crystal Dragon Inn

UPDATE 1-12-01

Stimpyismyname: i need some links to good sites with psx .cue files

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Quotes: davepoobond quotes, Ms. E quotes, Mrs. DYKE quotes

Stupid IMs: davepoobond IM

The Screwed Up World: Toe Cheese, This and That Theory, A Story About a Phone and My Head

Squackle Stories: The Ham Pan Story, The Day I Went Blind, The Reason Pigs Fly: A Manifesto

Squackle Sports Arena: Pencil Wrestling Rules

Other Junk: Funny Profiles

Squackle Poems: If I Had 3 Wishes

UPDATE 12-16-00

davepoobond: hello…sorry for the late update…i took down the quiz, i’m having some problems…

stuff updated/put up:

Win Our Award!

Squackle Songs: The Appliance Song, just lyrics to a “potential” song

Other JunkSquackle Quotes, Mrs. DYKE Conversation: Puppies

Squackle Poems: poo poo, They Mold,  Table Chairs

The Screwed Up Town: Ms. E The Math Teacher Is Boring

The Screwed Up Country: Notes on China

The Screwed Up World: Literacy Rates, What Teachers Think About Those “Stupid Clicky Eraser Thingys!”, It Would Be Really Strange If Cameras Flew

Squackle Stories: Municipal Poopoo – a story about a piece of poop that is a detective in a sespool