December 18, 2004

StoriesStuck In the Past – a sappy stupid story about crappy shit

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Dreams of the Future

The Screwed Up InternetThe File Sharing Debate: Against File Sharing, Suing America: A Synopsis of Events in File Sharing to the Present Day, Suing America: The Notes

 

UPDATE 7-19-04

Pick of July 19, 2004

davepoobond: Hi.  It has been yet another month since an update has happened…ummm….I don’t know what to say…I think I had something to say, but I forgot.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsTsenn IM 4, FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE IM, gUnsNRoses IM, Ghost5050 IM 3, Tsenn IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 8

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThis Cartoon Is StupidBlam Guy, rab.z

Downloads / Games and Fun ThingysVirtual Dacky

StoriesWally 2: Wally’s Orgy – This is the Wally 2 story for Dave’s Profantiy Patch.

SongsDuckTales TV Theme Song Lyrics, Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers TV Theme Song Lyrics, The Adiboo Commercial Song Lyrics

PicturesDave Forgot to Update Squackle!, Adobe Forever, Space Bunny, Bushy Bush, I’m Vince, BUNNY, You Are a Fag, Poop Man, Mystery Inc., Pirate Day

 

UPDATE 4-14-04

Pick of April 14, 2004

davepoobond: Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql system for Squackle for free, contact me.

and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today. You may think now that I’m one of those guys that are elected to all the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I’m actually the opposite. So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance at becoming Prom King, too.

I’ll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court, and then later if I was King or not. If you care.

stimpyismyname: I don’t know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3800 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSerori IM, MalibuMooN IM, Holic1299 and StageDive3k IMs, Stupid IMs Parody IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, davepoobond IM 32, Tetsuya IM, Fire IM 3, Lumpy IM 3

The Screwed Up CountryRose gardens

The Screwed Up Games – Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Stranded In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Questionable Content / QC ComicsEvolution of the Stickman, Surprise Balloon, Construction Worker, The Bormanator, Squackle! Comics: Espanol para Beginners

PicturesSaddam Suzy, Lime Cat, The Japanese are Amazing, Money Finger, Money Shot, Beware of Monkies, OMG Cheese, Scared Freak, Pirate Ship

StoriesApplications In Space – a suspenseful story. OooOh.

Other JunkFun Stuff to Do

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 148, Bad Submission 149, Bad Submission 150

 

UPDATE 1-11-04

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: okay…sorry I haven’t updated for about a month, there have been some space issues.  There’s going to be some downtime for hopefully only a couple days, and then I’ll get to updating again.  this is new

stuff updated/put up last update:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 12-19-03

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for such a late update.  I’ll probably update again around mid-week next week, since I have “no school lazy break” for 2 weeks.

stimpyismyname: go to bigmound.com/comart. ha.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 11-16-03

Pick of November 16, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the late update. Between college applications, a research essay, and a parent who gets more pissed off at you every single second you’re on the computer, its sort of hard putting things together for an update. When Thanksgiving rolls around, I’ll have more time to update hopefully.

On a side note, one of my favorite web sites, MP3.com, was bought out by CNet. Hopefully the new CNet music service will keep the same services that MP3.com has. If they don’t, this will severely damage the supply of free music. Dec. 2 is the last day that MP3.com will be up, basically.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle ArcadeCrappy Blackjack

SongsLet There Be Crocks, parody of “Let There Be Rock” by AC/DC

The Screwed Up Games – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA) (Rating: 6/10)

Questionable Content / QC CharactersFantomaster

StoriesGodzilla on a Rampage in Fredburg, Wisconsin – basically a sequel to the first Godzilla on a Rampage

Stupid IMsAKASummers2 IM, Automatic Man IM 5, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 14

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 124, Bad Submission 125, Bad Submission 126

 

UPDATE 10-12-03

Pick of October 12, 2003

davepoobond: post on the bulletin board.  There’s finally 3000 words in the dictionary (hooray)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3000 words, 150 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 19, fartsinajar IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 33, Automatic Man IM 3, Berrybud IM 9, justthe2ofus1994 IM

Chat Room Stuffcat brian

StoriesThe Outrageous Shark – a story about a shark…made in 1998, in 6th grade, The Case of the Missing Coat of Arms – a stupid mystery solved in 3 paragraphs.  Made in 1997, in 6th grade, Time Warp – Ed from “Good Burger” goes through time or something…made in 6th grade.

Pictures – I’m your numma one fan, I live next door, Rawr

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Special Discount

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: The California Recall

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 112, Bad Submission 113, Bad Submission 114, Bad Submission 115, Bad Submission 116, Bad Submission 117

 

UPDATE 10-03-03

Pick of October 3, 2003

davepoobond: Squackle.com – the only place that actually supports Gallagher (the “comedian” that smashes watermelons) for California governer.

stimpyismyname: hooray for squackle. join the squackle army

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2850 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up TVChalk Zone: For the Stoner Kid, Real World? More Like Real CRAP

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: Bush spends 87 billion dollars, saying its necessary, USA: The Columbia – NASA’s ticket to Re-recognization, USA: The Power In Schools, USA: Why Teachers Are Paid So Little, USA: The Drug “Education” Theory

The Screwed Up MusicAlbum: Rock On 1992

Stupid IMsStupid Andy IM, Stupid Andy IM 2, megangirl1221 IM

StoriesSniper Problems… (a picture added…hooray)

Squackle! Advertisement GallerySquackle! Advertisement 6, Squackle! Banner 3, Squackle! Advertisement 7

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 106, Bad Submission 107, Bad Submission 108, Bad Submission 109, Bad Submission 110, Bad Submission 111

 

UPDATE 4-02-03

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMscollegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

SongsJingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health StoriesKen’s Muscles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87

 

UPDATE 1-28-03

davepoobond: I’m blue da ba dee ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba die….I’M BLUE

Nose: I’m off finding forrester

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1610 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 26, SEAN IM, fartsinajar IM 2

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) Commercial: The Jester Guild Union, Commercial: Anti-Anxiety – The Control for Anxiety

Stories***SeX eDuCaTiOn*** – Little Johnny gets some education, Natural Selection – natural selection is so crazy, Hannah Is a Palindrome – (as told by dave) a girl who has a name like a palindrome is retarded, The Number Story – a story with numbers…

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, Boxtop11, Video Games

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 55, Bad Submission 56, Bad Submission 57

 

UPDATE 10-16-02

davepoobond: 2 more days till Squackle!’s birthday…go to the Bulletin Board! It reopened…

elmoisfurry: shove it

stuff updated/put up:

Bulletin Board – go nowwww

Dictionary – 1330 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Quotes  TV, Radio, Movies, davepoobond, Misc. Quotes

Other JunkFind Your Retard Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name, Find Your Star Wars Name

StoriesThe Rabbit Who Pooped On Everyone

PoemsA Tribute To Poop

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 28, Bad Submission 29, Bad Submission 30

Serious PoemsAlways Be Around

 

UPDATE 9-07-02

SoyBeans: you have weird friends.. lol

BALTAUR SAMA: Squack Squack?

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1260 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsjennyjazz18 IM, davepoobond IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 8, katie 889911 IM

StoriesDJ Deluxe

Other JunkFind Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 16, Bad Submission 17, Bad Submission 18

Stupid Health StoriesJim Is Tall and Thin, Carol’s Fat, Jan’s a Bulimic

 

UPDATE 9-05-02

stimpyismyname: previas kick ass

davepoobond: hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1250 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsTheRock316 IM, PACO THUG IM 2, hollywoodhunny IM, yoyo IM

Stupid Health StoriesHang Onto Each Other, Lesson For Life, Sean’s Breakfast

Other JunkFind Your Porn-Star Name