UPDATE 12-14-04

Pick of December 14, 2004

davepoobond: you know a movie is bad when the info for the movie criticizes it.  This is TV Guide’s description for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Seven literary characters search for a coherent plot in this extremely ordinary adventure based on the comic book series.  There are so many wrong things with this description.  For one thing, seven literary characters looking for a coherent plot would be something that, I would make, and this isn’t the actual movie’s plot for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, at all.  BOO TV Guide.

I’m going to change the way I do updates on Squackle now.  Since it takes forever to make big updates, I’m going to just put stuff up in small spurts.  It’ll go by the particular day I update, and I’ll make a new update quote thing every month…let’s just see how it goes.

Soup Nazi: Is everyone still watching? Can I stop, yet? WHEN WILL YOU FUCKIN’ LOVE ME?!

December 14, 2004

Dictionary – 4200 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: American History – an elaborate exposure to the truth, by Soup Nazi

Stupid IMstexansfan IM, Blind Bubba IM 23, wangerspanker IM 4, wangerspanker IM 5, Blind Bubba IM 24, Automatic Man IM 6

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Gaytrix: Regayed

 

UPDATE 9-10-04

Pick of September 10, 2004

davepoobond: HLLO EVRONE HO R U TDY?@?! Anyhow, here’s some stuff that you might find enjoyable for the next long while…We finally have 4000 words in our dictionary now.  YAY.

Also, a special shout out to all those myspace, xanga, and livejournal users who seem to like to link to the midis in our midis section to be played on their journals.  Your daily use of our bandwidth makes me happy (Translation: If I ever find out who you are in real life, I’ll cut your throat).  Enjoy the midis anyway! (Translation: Die.)

f roy132 loves you though…as well as everyone.  In case you don’t know who she is, she’s the Mistress of the Bulletin Board, and has more posts than even I do.

Speaking of the bulletin board, it and all its parts (like downloads) will be up as soon as possible.

Elias: No, seriously, I didn’t kill a cheap, cyphalis-infected hooker, and bury her below five trashbags filled with German Shepherd shit in a dark, muggy alley. Seriously, dude, I didn’t do it.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 4000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

About Us – NEW SQUACKLE MEMBER, HOORAY.  His name is Elias.

Stupid IMsLilAngelGurl IM 8, Marie 8973 IM, Blind Bubba IM 22, AngelBabi IM, FoozBlondeSista IM, cajungirl18386 IM, beachbaby84283 IM, bethb IM, bethb IM 2

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 2, PSA: I Don’t Want It

The Screwed Up World Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

The Screwed Up InternetCreative Spam? You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me…

SongsOde to Me

THE NEW CHAT ROOM – Chat with us hereeeeee and tell others to come tooooo

 

UPDATE 5-21-04

Pick of May 21, 2004

davepoobond: hey. I found someone that is willing to help me out with making the whole site into php. So that means it’ll be a lot better all around, and will have user names for you to log into the site, and all that good stuff.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsCharger IM, Tetsuya IM 2, Evil Hell Cow IM, AddidasDragon IM, AddidasDragon IM 2, Phoenix IM 3, Phoenix IM 4, Para IM 7, Bd8Destructo5 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 1, Reggie Time Episode 1, Short Film: Some Show, Movie: Boston Marathon

The Screwed Up Games – Unlimited Saga (PS2) (Rating: 3/10)

PicturesThe Godfather Rode a Yak, This Will Be U, jergkgugheispoo, Dacky Rubber Duck, Guy and Toilet, Yogurt Battle, Horse With No Name, Quitters Never Win, You Are Here

 

UPDATE 11-24-03

Pick of November 24, 2003

davepoobond: If you have submitted something in the past, it’ll be put up eventually.  Don’t get your panties up in a bunch.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSoup Nazi IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 6, Fajita Bum IM 6, davepoobond IM 29, davepoobond IM 30, SiLVerSiSqoLoVR IM

Questionable Content / QC ComicsAxe Murderers Love Peanuts, Thomas Edison, Golden Dollar, Mark Is Gay, Meatball, That’s Tyler

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Hell Nino Extravaganza, PSA: Don’t Run With Scissors

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 127, Bad Submission 128, Bad Submission 129

 

UPDATE 10-31-03

Pick of October 31, 2003

davepoobond: YESSSS ITS HALLOWWEEEENNN…and I STILL trick or treat.  yummy candy that’s free…probably not this Halloween though, because its freaking RAINING!  GARRRRRR!!!

Yesterday, I was driving on a freeway back from KFC, with a large (the really big one) box of Popcorn Chicken (mmh mmh do I love Popcorn Chicken) when all of a sudden something brown flew through the air and then smashed into my windwhield and made two huge holes in it.  Glass flew everywhere, and I don’t know what the hell it was or whether someone threw it or if it got thrown up by another car’s tires.  If it was someone throwing it, I want to kill them, because now I have to replace the windshield of the Turbo Diesel Ground Force (the name of my car).

Moral of the story is, if you throw shit out of your car when you’re on the freeway, make sure it weighs less than a pound.  Cause when someone is going 70 mph on the freeway, it’ll do some damage if they hit it.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Short Film: Trash Can Betty, Short Film: Cranky oll men (that rob little babies!), Short Film: Conan – The Epic

The Screwed Up Games – Snack Invasion (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 12, Blind Bubba IM 13, elmoisfurry IM 34

SongsMoo Moo Moo Moo, parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by the Crash Test Dummies

Squackle GuidesHow to make Dalek juice, How to make Dalek stew

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 118, Bad Submission 119, Bad Submission 120

 

UPDATE 10-25-03

Pick of October 25, 2003

davepoobond: Okay…I finally updated…you should notice that a lot of Squackle is running a bit faster at least, and takes less time to load as you go through the site, because of the thing I did last week (the reason there wasn’t much updated).  I’m still not done doing the same thing to some sections of the site.

stimpyismyname: hooray for boogers

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsPhoenix IM 2, davepoobond IM 20, Draxus IM 2, davepoobond IM 21, Automatic Man IM 4, davepoobond IM 22, davepoobond IM 23, davepoobond IM 24, davepoobond IM 25, YoursTruly IM 2, fartsinajar IM 4, T Bomb IM, Fajita Bum IM 5, MESS IM, ForeverURZ IM

PicturesDacky’s Birthday, KLUG, I hate bees!, D&D, Sponge Bob

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Documentary: Why Ale?, PSA: Animal Rights, PSA: What Goes Around Comes Around

SongsI’m Too Yobbo, parody of “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred, He Likes To Wank It, parody of “I Like To Move It Move It” by Technotronic

 

UPDATE 10-12-03

Pick of October 12, 2003

davepoobond: post on the bulletin board.  There’s finally 3000 words in the dictionary (hooray)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3000 words, 150 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 19, fartsinajar IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 33, Automatic Man IM 3, Berrybud IM 9, justthe2ofus1994 IM

Chat Room Stuffcat brian

StoriesThe Outrageous Shark – a story about a shark…made in 1998, in 6th grade, The Case of the Missing Coat of Arms – a stupid mystery solved in 3 paragraphs.  Made in 1997, in 6th grade, Time Warp – Ed from “Good Burger” goes through time or something…made in 6th grade.

Pictures – I’m your numma one fan, I live next door, Rawr

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Special Discount

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: The California Recall

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 112, Bad Submission 113, Bad Submission 114, Bad Submission 115, Bad Submission 116, Bad Submission 117

 

UPDATE 9-24-03

Pick of September 24, 2003

davepoobond: Tell your friends about Squackle! We’re back up. Hooray…the Bulletin Board seems to be at 100% now.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2750 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Cliff Gunner (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Collapse Deluxe (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Dark Caves 2 (PC) (Rating: 8/10), The Duck Hunter (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Gloom (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Johnny (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Link’s Haunted House (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Mark (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Radial Pong (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Space Attacks (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Space Attacks II (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Super Carrot (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

The Screwed Up WorldAOL SUCKS

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)PSA: Keep Your City Clean, Movie: Pie-der Man, PSA: Recycle Now or Die, Movie: Gullah Gullah LA, Commercial: Chuck E. Cheese Law Firm, Commercial: The We Like the 6th Amendment and So Should You Federation of Non-Republican Peoples: Without the 6th Amendment, Commercial: Nutri-Grain Rehab, Commerical: Meriman Butlers, Commercial: Salt Water Slushy Co., Commercial: Bathroom Sniff, Commercial: Umbrella Armory, Commercial: Forever Flower, Commercial: Hot-Aid, Commercial: Whore Paint Supplies, Commercial: Cheerleader Outlet, Commercial: Gary’s Tux n’ Shit

Stupid IMsminimouse IM, YeslekW10 IM, cdub IM

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 100, Bad Submission 101, Bad Submission 102, Bad Submission 103, Bad Submission 104, Bad Submission 105

 

UPDATE 9-18-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while.  Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up!  The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks.  It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess.  It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on.  And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet.  Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesnvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

StoriesThe Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

SongsIt’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room StuffWang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat

 

UPDATE 5-06-03

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for not updating for so long and then doing this small update. there was testing all last week for the stupid stupid CAT6s and the not-as-stupid-because-its-more-useful-in-your-life-by-the-time-you-die SAT test. I still hate it though.

Nose: let it be

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Save The Bug (PC) (Rating: 1/10), LEGO Island (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Speed Cookie 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Red Faction II (PS2) (Rating: 4/10)

Stupid IMsAmbro IM, Popboy IM, Adman IM 3, dinsageofpower IM, Mousehunter IM, Para IM, ddwebdev IM, DAUGHTE IM, IceyBurn IM, EmoKid IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Daves of Our Lives Episode 7

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 4-15-03

Pick of April 15, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the small update…i promise a bigger one next time…i got kinda lazy…har har…

Holmes: I am away from the computer right now.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2450 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviescrab, Don’t Give Marlon Brando Those Waffles Trailer, Dancing blowthetoad, Diggity, Super Furry, GUTS

The Screwed Up WorldGay Stupid Memorex

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Bleeding Eyes

The Screwed Up Games – PAC-MAN by Flammable Werks (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Me a Monkey (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Jetz Rampage (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

Poemsgiggly fresh

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Ms. Boms, Movies, Around School, Radio, Mrs. Stickums, Mr. P-yooson, elmoisfurry, TV

 

UPDATE 4-02-03

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMscollegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

SongsJingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health StoriesKen’s Muscles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87

 

UPDATE 3-21-03

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesDie Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World Plastic Straws

SongsPopeye Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84

 

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / MoviesAmigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMslizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

PoemsThe infamous “dave” poem

SongsBicycle Race

 

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / MoviesAmigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMslizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

PoemsThe infamous “dave” poem

SongsBicycle Race