Speed Racer: What a crappy day. I think I’ll go back inside. (Walks inside.)
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey bud, you’re walking like me.
Speed Racer: So?
Mr. Game & Watch: That’s my bit! That’s how I walk in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
(Mr. Game & Watch hits the B Button and flips bacon in Speed Racer’s face)
Speed Racer: Ouch! That’s greasy!
(Speed Racer gets in his Mach 5 car)
Speed Racer: IT’S ON!
(Meanwhile, in Hell…)
One-legged Squirrel: Another play with a car? I’ll sit this one out.
Satan: Hey, I’m not slave-driving you to talk.
(Meanwhile, back in the unspecified setting…)
Mr. Game & Watch: You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!
(Mr. Game & Watch turns red by hitting the Y button before the match.)
John Tesh: This calls for some quality fightin’ music. You two just get it on, and I’ll take care of the tunes.
(Speed Racer and Mr. Game & Watch stare one another down.)
Speed Racer: Are you ready?
Mr. Game & Watch: Let’s get this over with.
(Speed Racer runs over John Tesh. Mr. Game & Watch makes John Tesh fly off the screen with his smash hammer [B Button].)
Speed Racer: That felt good. Now, I must leave. I have a race.
Mr. Game & Watch: And I’m a guest on Carson Daly’s show.