Ken: I’m glad I wasn’t born in France.
Debby: Why?
Ken: Because I can’t speak French!
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Debby: I’m glad I wasn’t born in Spain.
Ken: Why? Because you don’t speak Spanish?
Debby: That’s right! How’d you guess?
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Ken: I’m glad I wasn’t born in Urehatt.
Debby: Urehatt? Where’s Urehatt?
Ken: It’s on my head! Ha ha! Gotcha that time!
– “Let’s Go to the Moon,” by Hugo First
– “An Everflown River,” by P.A. Little
– “The History of Song,” by Mike Roffone
– “Peanut Butter And Jelly: Noon Time Snacks From Around the World,” by Sam Wich
– “How Do You Spell ‘Kat?'” by Ima Dope
– “Speaking Spanish,” by Mell Amo
– “10 Easy Steps to Denial,” By Itwa Sentme
– “The Adventures of Sure-Locked Homes” – an anti-burglary booklet
ypbin – n. a Spanish ghost
vocgramma – n. a Spanish vocgam <see vocgam>
tonk – n. a Spanish science fiction movie
spanzoo – n. a Spanish zoo
radnuzho – n. Spanish soap operas that are spoken in half English, half Spanish
neelian – n. a fucked up Spanish test
muchtlach – v. to submit an article to a Spanish science fiction magazine
montrove – n. a group of 4 teenagers working at a churros stand, all wearing jeans, except one has khaki pants. They all have a red and white striped t-shirt and are all Spanish
jimbo – n. a strange, studyholic, Canadian loving Spanish person that doesn’t look Spanish at all
inoc – n. a poster of Britney Spears pointing out the names of body parts in Spanish
foxel – v. to eat peyote upside down singing Mary Had a Little Lamb in Spanish at a park
drap – n. a Spanish consulting company