priazreuf – v. to use dish soap (not dish-washing detergent) in the dishwasher. Suds of fun!
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap
suha – n. an empty bottle of hand sanitizer. So sad.
elmoedecer – v. to wash a bar of soap with another kind of soap
kicro – v. to wash with a bar of soap you’ve been caught stealing until it is all used up.
I cheated on my normal soap with a bar of Zest. I had to come clean.
“I think YOU look like a bar of soap”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Ask any mother — the average kid uses soap like it came out of his allowance.
There was a convict who carved a gun out of soap and had his escape foiled when he got caught in a cloudburst.
Answer: Dial soap.
Question: How do you stop dirty phone calls?
Q: How are dirty socks like seashells?
A: They both go out with the Tide.
tresmin – v. to have a stoned happyface-look, while in a sink full of water and soap
trabajabon – n. working soap