smeg – n. liquidized crap

Ex. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head <see Wayneth Buckleus>

;} dried/crusty semen

Ex. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see chode>

Tags: chode, noun, poop, semen, shit, smeg, Wayneth Buckleus

chode – adj. when one’s penis is wider than it is long

;} n. the flap of skin between your balls and butthole

Ex. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see smeg>

Tags: adjective, chode, noun, penis, smeg, Wayneth Buckleus