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Quote #23486

“Let’s try this again! My profile keeps getting Hacked! If you see 2 other me floating around,that’s some creeper.I’m the real deal!

In the midst of a conversation with someone I thought it maybe a good idea to make this clear >>>I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICK HOOK UP and I’d appreciate if your intentions are that PUHHLEASE refrain from emailing me. Why waste eachother’s time?? We all have our preferences , rhymes and reasons getting laid just ain’t MINE. Is this a Sex site??? I’m disturbed, turned off and grossed by the sexually aggressive emails and texts I’m getting by You damn MEN!!! What is UP!??We are adults not teenagers anymore and I’m a lady.I’d like to be treated as such ! Save the sex talk for a phone sex operator or hold on, get too know me! ya never know what may come of it! sheesh SLOW DOWN…
no ,i will not go cuddle with you , “hit you up” ( I cant stand that phrase) automatic fail if you say either of those things to me and please do not be a gangster, wanna be gangster ,have the gangster look, attire that looks gangster, anything gangster ..sorry Im just really really reallllyyy not into that type type of guy.’ we are worlds apart …”

– from a girl’s dating profile

#23321: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series The Case of the Stolen Backpack

davepoobond: whaaoooooooo!!!

stimpyismyname: ..wha?

davepoobond: whoaaaaaaoooooahha!

stimpyismyname: get your backpack or somethin

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: 😎

stimpyismyname:

stimpyismyname: i like beans in a sexual way

ZolaOnAOL: You are not the only one.

stimpyismyname: HAHAHAHA

stimpyismyname: ROFL

stimpyismyname: OMG

stimpyismyname: THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!!

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: the n-gage looks shitty

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