Ridin’ Faster, Pushin’ Harder, On Our Scooters

Parody of “Faster Harder Scooter” by Scooter.

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I want everybody to get down to the road as soon as possible
Grab your scooters, We’re going for a long ride
Let’s go for a ride to the other side of the world
Put on a helmet, join our team and you feel alright
No more sitting on your arse you need some exercise
It’s the message so listen and you will see
No illusion the adrenaline is what you’ll feel
Get that adrenaline pumpin’ so you can get a thrill
I explain once again, you will get a thrill
So get on your scooters and start:

Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!

Yeaahhh!!
Alright scooter riders, this is where we’ll ride, yes!
Aaaaaargh!

From Australia to China to the U.S.A. and the whole world
Let me ask you if there is a better way to get a thrill
Than to go for a scooter ride around the world
Don’t you know we just want you to have a good time
No traffic or extreme weather will make us stop
Now the time has come we will get extreme
I explain once again, you will get a thrill
So get on your scooters and start:

Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
Yeaaaaaaah!

Everybody get:
(Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
Yes!
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
C’MON!!!
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
Once more ’cause you need the thrill
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!) Yeah!

We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH, that’s one HELL of a scooter ride!!!!!