Quote #23704

Hello there :). Im Carmen 😀

Well here’s the dealio LOL. Umm Im kinda in a messed up situation right now and I really need some help and well lets just say I can return the favor… Sort off. LOL.

Anyways, here’s whats happening right now in my life. I moved here for college and I’m going into business and I didn’t really have a place to stay. I had a couple hundred dollars so I ended up leasing an apartment and I never knew that If I didn’t pay the monthly rent I’d be screwed financially. I’ve actually been looking around for a job and right now I can’t really find one anywhere and my friend gave me the idea to sell my nudes that I took for my BF for his birthday and he’s not getting them for obvious reasons ;)!.

I have about 600+ pics and a video I made for him but he’s not getting them anymore LOL. He left me for this fat chick and I guess thats too bad for him. Anyways so I set up this online shop place where you can get my stuff, Its actually right here: <spam URL here>”

– a spammer’s profile on a dating site pretending to be a hot girl

 

Quote #23703

My Self Summary

“DONT ASK TO KNOW ME ASK TO PAY ME..U THINK I CARE ABOUT STUPID RELASTIONSHIPS OR SQUARE SHIT …I’m foxx I like tats Fashion money cars cloths nd girls I hate gay dudes meaning street dudes that like anal.. #nasty#downlow#notcool… stay away anal likers”

You Should Message Me If

“U tryna get money turn up.. see sum strippers I hate dum questions I’M a escort let’s clear the air… so don’t ask ..talk money lean pills and dro.. that’s the only thing im into..fucc u getting to know.me or me knowing u..let’s get to the point”

– from a girl’s “dating” profile

 

Quote #23486

“Let’s try this again! My profile keeps getting Hacked! If you see 2 other me floating around,that’s some creeper.I’m the real deal!

In the midst of a conversation with someone I thought it maybe a good idea to make this clear >>>I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICK HOOK UP and I’d appreciate if your intentions are that PUHHLEASE refrain from emailing me. Why waste eachother’s time?? We all have our preferences , rhymes and reasons getting laid just ain’t MINE. Is this a Sex site??? I’m disturbed, turned off and grossed by the sexually aggressive emails and texts I’m getting by You damn MEN!!! What is UP!??We are adults not teenagers anymore and I’m a lady.I’d like to be treated as such ! Save the sex talk for a phone sex operator or hold on, get too know me! ya never know what may come of it! sheesh SLOW DOWN…
no ,i will not go cuddle with you , “hit you up” ( I cant stand that phrase) automatic fail if you say either of those things to me and please do not be a gangster, wanna be gangster ,have the gangster look, attire that looks gangster, anything gangster ..sorry Im just really really reallllyyy not into that type type of guy.’ we are worlds apart …”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #23483

“IM OUT GOING I LOVE TO PARTY AND DRINK I KAN BE SHY AT FIRST WITH GUYZ BUT IM EASY TO TALK TO I LOVE TO LAUGH AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY IM A REAL HAPPY HONEST GIRL IM A LADY IN THE STREETS A FREAK IN THE SHEETZ LOL 😉 MUAH KALL ME LOVELY 😉 IM THICK BTW LADIES AND GENTALMEN AND I LUV IT IF U DNT WELL THATZ UR LOSE SO FAR NEVER HAD COMPLAINTZ MUAH HATE IT ARE LOVE IT LETZ SEE THINGZ I HATE LIERS WONT TOLERATE AT ALL I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES SOMETIMES LOL BUT THREE STRIKZ UR OUT.CALLE COLD IDGAF I JUST ANOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME BE HONEST TELLE WHAT U WANT WHO KNOWZ I PROBLEYWANT THE SAME MUAHHH”

– from a girl’s dating profile