If bathroom graffiti were written in such a way that it was “intellectual” you might see stuff like this…
Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors.
Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background.
Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos.
Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister.
Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best.
For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me.
You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again.
You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust.
Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You.
I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sister’s Derriere.
The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions.
The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant.
A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother.
For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212.555.5555.
Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment.
The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate.
Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under “Whore.”
Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men. If You Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual.
Your Father’s Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock.
President Bush is Missing a Chromosome.
The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine.