UPDATE 4-14-04

Pick of April 14, 2004

davepoobond: Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql system for Squackle for free, contact me.

and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today. You may think now that I’m one of those guys that are elected to all the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I’m actually the opposite. So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance at becoming Prom King, too.

I’ll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court, and then later if I was King or not. If you care.

stimpyismyname: I don’t know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3800 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSerori IM, MalibuMooN IM, Holic1299 and StageDive3k IMs, Stupid IMs Parody IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, davepoobond IM 32, Tetsuya IM, Fire IM 3, Lumpy IM 3

The Screwed Up CountryRose gardens

The Screwed Up Games – Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Stranded In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Questionable Content / QC ComicsEvolution of the Stickman, Surprise Balloon, Construction Worker, The Bormanator, Squackle! Comics: Espanol para Beginners

PicturesSaddam Suzy, Lime Cat, The Japanese are Amazing, Money Finger, Money Shot, Beware of Monkies, OMG Cheese, Scared Freak, Pirate Ship

StoriesApplications In Space – a suspenseful story. OooOh.

Other JunkFun Stuff to Do

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 148, Bad Submission 149, Bad Submission 150

 

UPDATE 3-12-04

Pick of March 12, 2004

davepoobond: Woweee…its been a month since I last updated. Time flies when you’re slacking off, I guess. Sorry for such a late update.

Ok…so, if you’re actually interested, I’ve been making my own songs with a song making program…thing…and I’ll put them up eventually, one day.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 20, Raini Majora IM, Blind Bubba IM 21, Tnnisdude IM

The Screwed Up Games – War Against U.S. Terror (PC) (Rating: 9/10), Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Gunman Chronicles (PC) (Rating: 5/10)

PicturesCrack Junkie, BizMan, Kick Aliens In the Face, California Storm, Dorothy Joe, Great Pumpkin, Gulf Wars Episode II, Jack and Scooby

Questionable Content / QC ComicsSpace Demon, fft, Blam Man

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 145, Bad Submission 146, Bad Submission 147

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 9-18-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while.  Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up!  The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks.  It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess.  It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on.  And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet.  Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesnvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

StoriesThe Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

SongsIt’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room StuffWang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat

 

UPDATE 5-06-03

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for not updating for so long and then doing this small update. there was testing all last week for the stupid stupid CAT6s and the not-as-stupid-because-its-more-useful-in-your-life-by-the-time-you-die SAT test. I still hate it though.

Nose: let it be

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Save The Bug (PC) (Rating: 1/10), LEGO Island (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Speed Cookie 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Red Faction II (PS2) (Rating: 4/10)

Stupid IMsAmbro IM, Popboy IM, Adman IM 3, dinsageofpower IM, Mousehunter IM, Para IM, ddwebdev IM, DAUGHTE IM, IceyBurn IM, EmoKid IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Daves of Our Lives Episode 7

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 4-08-03

Pick of April 8, 2003

davepoobond: Today is probably the biggest update you’ll ever see…I don’t know what came over me, i just felt like putting all this crap up on the SAME day! I know its amazing…but while you’re in a state of shock, don’t forget to check out the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life

stimpyismyname: fart

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2400 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesblowthetoad: A look at his life, Go Ninja Go Music Video, supercool, Don’t Fear the Reaper Music Video, stupid, davepoobond’s Web Cam, Bob Teaches Breakdancing, The Vanilla Ice Story, The Box

Picturesbeeer, blunt, stoned, weed

The Screwed Up TownStupid Note 3, Stupid Note 4

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Rainforest Letter, Email to a “Prison Warden”

Squackle GuidesHow To Shave Your Ass

The Screwed Up Games – Kill The Dummies (PC) (Rating: 1/10)

Stupid IMsjaz5191 IM, Certified wanabe IM, Automatic Man IM 2

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsLondon Bridge Is Falling Down Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 88, Bad Submission 89, Bad Submission 90

 

 

UPDATE 3-21-03

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesDie Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World Plastic Straws

SongsPopeye Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84

 

UPDATE 2-9-03

davepoobond: I can’t wait for Power Rangers Ninja Storm! And how about those new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1800 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new games to download

The Screwed Up Games – Cyclop Force (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Table Top Soccer (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMsFajita Bum IM 3, davepoobond IM 4, davepoobond IM 5, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM 2, blondebo177ber69 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)The Reindeer Show Episode 1, The Ugly Bunch Episode 1, Commercial: Jam Jam Cam

Other JunkFind Your Retard Name, Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 3, Fan Mail 4, Fan Mail 5, Fan Mail 6, Fan Mail 7

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 1, Hate Mail 2, Hate Mail 3

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 58, Bad Submission 59, Bad Submission 60

 

UPDATE 1-31-03

davepoobond: whoops…put this update up a little too soon. eveything should work now

SoyBeans: hhehehe

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1650 words, 40 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new layout

The Screwed Up Games – Chip Buffington (PC) (Rating: 7/10), The Infiltrator Deathmatch (PC) (Rating: 9.5/10)

Questionable Content / QC CharactersMiss Lionel Richie, Evil Dr. Hawking

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Documentary: Behind The Lyrics – Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets

PoemsThe Rain in Bahrain, Oh my god!, The Truth About my Family

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, Around School, Ms. Boms, davepoobond

SongsPopeye Songs, The Midget Song, Jingle Bells Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkInteresting Facts

 

UPDATE 1-24-03

davepoobond: Hey hey, come on in and chat in the Squackle! Chat Room WHILE you “surf” the site. yeah, i know its a gay term

Nose: I’ve been locked in a cruise ship brig and would like to be there but I have to finish my chores first

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1560 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – lots of games to download

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 24, Blind Bubba IM 10, elmoisfurry IM 25, Soup Nazi IM 3, agentbond IM, Narcleptic fiend IM, fartsinajar IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)The Barney Love Connection Episode 1, Commercial: Queer-ker Oatmeal

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 52, Bad Submission 53, Bad Submission 54

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 1-20-03

Here’s a quote for you

“And we didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids” and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, & it was just one screen forever! And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!”-unknown-

– Squackle.com

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1510 words, 30 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – lots of games to download

Downloads – a new, cooool rating system, check it out

Squackle QuotesMrs. Price Check, Mr. P-yooson, Around School, davepoobond, Ms. Boms, Movies, Mrs. Biology Bitch, TV, The Internet

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 9, hotstuff IM, elmoisfurry IM 22, elmoisfurry IM 23

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes

Other JunkDr. Squackle, Interesting Facts, Things to Ponder

 

UPDATE 12-30-02

davepoobond: yayyy…happy new year….::snore::

elmoisfurry: shove it shove it shove it

SoyBeans: you have weird teachers

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1440 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Short Film: Clinton Face, Movie: Jim-Bob-Bob-Jim

Stupid IMsGirlNextDoor3QTx IM, elmoisfurry IM 17, elmoisfurry IM 18

Squackle QuizQuiz Questions 46+

Squackle! Advertisement GallerySquackle! Advertisement 4, Squackle! Banner 1, Squackle! Banner 2

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 40, Bad Submission 41, Bad Submission 42

 

UPDATE 12-04-02

davepoobond: i got this file that was supposed to be metallica covering pearl jam – jeremy. but its just 3 guys being idiots and singing the whole thing with the actual song. but i like it!

Holmes: There are three types of people in this world…those who can count, and those who can’t

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1410 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up WorldAnti-Blue Jay Campaign, Oatmeal, Ducks As Food???, The Heaven and Hell Theory, The Cheetoes Conspiracy, The “lol” Theory

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 7, Tiffanygirl 0108 IM, elmoisfurry IM 14

Questionable Content / QC CharactersEgg Head King of the Yolk Folk, Hillman The Marvelous, K

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Movies, davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes

Other JunkAssicons

 

UPDATE 11-30-02

davepoobond: help us out and visit our sponsors at the bottom of the page once in a while.

elmoisfurry: fuck fuck fuck ahahaa…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1400 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Super Secure Trash Cans, Commercial: Old Man Soda, Commercial: Regurgitated Dehydrated Instant Soup, Commercial: Radio Carpet, Commercial: Radiator Carpet, Commercial: Radioactive Carpet, Commercial: Aguafina, Commercial: Poop E. Pizza, Commercial: Squackle! Shop, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 4

Squackle Quotes davepoobond, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 34, Bad Submission 35, Bad Submission 36

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 11-13-02

davepoobond: yeah, finally after 3 years, we have www.squackle.com. I hope you use it with pride.

elmoisfurry: ::flicks dave off::

stuff updated/put up:

Register at the Squackle! Bulletin Board – come here and post…now…

Dictionary – 1370 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsEmma-Lou IM, FrogInBlender IM, Flamable Lector IM

PoemsLimericks

The Screwed Up Games – The Sims Online (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Star Fox (N64) Gripe, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (Rating: 10/10)

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Squackle Quoteselmoisfurry, The Internet, Ms. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Around School, Mrs. Stickums, Ms. Signs, Movies, TV, Radio

 

UPDATE 10-20-02

davepoobond: welllpp….Squackle is now 3 years and 2 days old…go to the Site History to see us through the years and GO TO THE FREAKING BULLETIN BOARD NOWWWWWWW

elmoisfurry: ::whining noise:: RRM! i’m gonna get some water…

stuff updated/put up:

Bulletin Board – why aren’t you already clicking here?

Dictionary – 1340 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name, Find Your Retard Name

Squackle QuotesTV, Movies

PoemsThe Penguin Lord

Stupid IMsSugaGal IM, Charmslider IM, Senior Dingdong IM