eraser designer – n. someone who makes cool designs for erasers
Tag Archives: noun
helium tank attendant
helium tank attendant – n. someone who fills up balloons with helium for annoying little kids so they can lose them
underwear inspector
underwear inspector – n. someone who inspects underwear by sniffing them. If you are an underwear inspector and see someone wearing your inspected underwear, you can say “you’re wearing my undies”
English teacher
English teacher – n. someone who dances around and talks about symbolism, poetry and the like all day long, doing the same dance steps six or so times a day
meat cutter
meat cutter – n. someone who cuts meat after peeing on it, claiming its a special marinate, and charge double price for it
park ranger
park ranger – n. someone who hangs out with idols like Yogi Bear, Booboo Bear, Wally Gator, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw and others, chasing them around, trying to get picnic baskets back
bus driver
bus driver – n. someone who zooms past bus stops while laughing at people waiting for them
taxi driver
taxi driver – n. someone who drives people around and is a complete ass about it
cashier
cashier – n. someone who takes your money and plays with a cash register
chypyg
chypyg – n. a basketball game played by zombies
carppa
carppa – n. a zombie that drinks Gatorade
Zombienet
Zombienet – n. an alternate Internet that is created by slow, stupid, idiotic numbnuts that has speeds of less than 20 kb/s. Has lots of information on zombie recipes as well as the dry food selection at Target stores in Orange County in California
Zombie Land
Zombie Land – n. an area in which Zombies have created a peaceful society that moves at the pace of the general zombie inhabitants. Of course it all goes to shit once humans come by because they freak out and start shooting everyone in the head like the assholes they are. Those fucking douchebag humans.
DailyTitan
DailyTitan – n. a crappy school newspaper
Ex. I don’t want that DailyTitan.
letedoj
letedoj – n. a quest to eradicate sin