common cold – n. what you catch when you get rained on going to the common market.
Tag Archives: noun
zitcom
zitcom – n. a funny TV show about kids with skin problems
commodian
commodian – n. a funny guy that cleans toilets.
bed
bed – n. a time traveling device in which propagates you to magically “awaken” a few hours into the future.
separated shoulder
separated shoulder – n. painful condition when two shoulders are not speaking to each other
flame retardant
flame retardant – n. a dim-witted camper who sets himself on fire trying to get warm
Bouncing Betty
Bouncing Betty – n. a condition describing Betty after being pushed down a set of stairs
The Lindy Hop
The Lindy Hop – n. what Lindy does when dropped out a window
pigeon-toed
pigeon-toed – n. the sensation resulting from stepping in pigeon droppings.
dandruff
dandruff – n. the itch Dan gets when he plays too much with dog Ruff.
pink eye
pink eye – n. an infection caused by putting too much white in your red eye.
zazzlestick
zazzlestick – n. a neon pencil
hammertoes
hammertoes – n. a condition that affects feet that get pounded.
athlete’s foot
athlete’s foot – n. the part of the body that gets infected when nobody washes the athlete’s socks.
author
author – n. someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about
Ex. Most authors are horrible at writing.