coach – n. someone who is willing to lay down your life for the school.
Tag Archives: noun
lanodroc
lanodroc – n. a gift that you’re happy you can take back to the store
mureep
mureep – n. a gift that makes you happy because it affirms that you have better taste than the person giving you the gift
cordonal
cordonal – n. a gift that allows you to start your collection of used bottle caps
demic
demic – n. a package that is beautifully wrapped with recycled garbage
high school syndrome
high school syndrome – n. a medical condition in which you always like to have drama going on around you
meadow muffin
meadow muffin – n. a pile of poo in the middle of a field or meadow
termitator
termitator – n. a termite from the future that wants to eat little kids
getupthur
getupthur – n. a group of masked Mexican kids that fight monsters
greengrocer
greengrocer – n. the unsightly result of a grocer who’s been dipped in chlorophyll
pickled feet
pickled feet – n. a food delicacy that even a pig wouldn’t eat
truffles
truffles – n. a dessert craze that has mushroomed in popularity
dung beetle
dung beetle – n. a beetle whose home is really a dump
head lice
head lice – n. lice who have worked their way to the top
brill cream
brill cream – n. what becomes of you when you jump off the Brill Building