bed – n. a time traveling device in which propagates you to magically “awaken” a few hours into the future.
separated shoulder – n. painful condition when two shoulders are not speaking to each other
flame retardant – n. a dim-witted camper who sets himself on fire trying to get warm
Bouncing Betty – n. a condition describing Betty after being pushed down a set of stairs
The Lindy Hop – n. what Lindy does when dropped out a window
pigeon-toed – n. the sensation resulting from stepping in pigeon droppings.
dandruff – n. the itch Dan gets when he plays too much with dog Ruff.
pink eye – n. an infection caused by putting too much white in your red eye.
zazzlestick – n. a neon pencil
hammertoes – n. a condition that affects feet that get pounded.
athlete’s foot – n. the part of the body that gets infected when nobody washes the athlete’s socks.
author – n. someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about
Ex. Most authors are horrible at writing.
eraser designer – n. someone who makes cool designs for erasers
helium tank attendant – n. someone who fills up balloons with helium for annoying little kids so they can lose them
underwear inspector – n. someone who inspects underwear by sniffing them. If you are an underwear inspector and see someone wearing your inspected underwear, you can say “you’re wearing my undies”