holy smoke – n. what happens when a church burns down
Tag Archives: noun
guillotine
guillotine – n. something that will give a person a pain in the neck
explorer
explorer – n. a guy who gets enough facts for a book
elevator operator
elevator operator – n. a person who really has his ups and downs
egotism
egotism – n. an “I” for an “I”
duck
duck – n. a chicken with snowshoes
dead ringer
dead ringer – n. a disconnected telephone
college bred
college bred – n. a four-year loaf made out of the old man’s dough. Talk about crust.
specialist
specialist – n. a doctor who has fewer patients than a general practitioner and more money
surgeon
surgeon – n. a guy who preferred to cut up at medical school
volcano
volcano – n. a mountain on Mars with hiccups
raindeer
raindeer – n. a species of deer that is made completely of freshly condensed rain. They explode instantaneously when they take their first shit, which results in a mild sprinkle of rain. Raindeers are expected to live one to two hours before having to take a shit.
spacebee
spacebee – n. a form of mutated bee that has figured out a way to not only fly out of the Earth’s atmosphere and live, but to survive in the dredges of space. Rumored to be biomechanical in nature, and not purely mechanical as the popular belief states. Nor are spacebees regular bees in spacesuits.
buzziness
buzziness – n. business as it pertains to bees or spacebees. <see spacebee>
spacewich
spacewich – n. a food in which there are two slices of bread with nothing in between.