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class birthday

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class birthday – n. the theory in which your group or class has a particular day that is a “birthday” of the group.  It was discovered in davepoobond’s 7th Grade Math Book.  It’s really fucking stupid, and has no relevance to anything.

The following is the quote from the 7th Grade Math Book:

“What is the ‘birthday’ of your class?  To find out, find the number of days each student has been alive.  Then average the number of days you have each lived.  With this average, work backward to find the average date of birth for your class.  Plan a celebration for the ‘class-birthday.'”

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The End of Infinity

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The End of Infinity – n. the theory in which there is an end to the “number” designated as infinity, and rounds this number off at an unknown number.  Also clarifies that the “number” infinity does not actually have any numbers in it, because if there were an endless string of 9’s going on forever, adding one to it will make this number one digit longer, thus making it possible for this new longer number to be all 9’s, and having another one added to it, hence making it longer, yet again.  The number is so huge that it is unfathomable by the human mind.