fartiac arrest – n. a medical condition in which you get a heart attack from farting
frothingtrollup – n. a foaming town slut
asquiste – n. a person wearing a sombrero and eating ice cream, whilst riding a kangaroo.
Ex. Oh no! An asquiste is going to hit us.
ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man
cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters
Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap
molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon
Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.
dichodeci – n. a fortune cookie that has two fortunes in it
alpier – n. an item left inside of a microwave that surprises you by its presence when you open the microwave door.
Ex. That plate was an alpier to me this morning. Where the fuck did it come from?
safru – n. a speech given at a wedding that gets a “That’s it?” as a reaction from someone in the audience
icedochid – n. a less-than-full ice cube tray
vistottee – n. an exaggerated sound effect imposed on a video in post-production.
Ex. A knife cutting an avocado sounded like it is a samurai blade in a duel in that commercial I just saw. That was clearly a vistottee.
trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work. It always smells awful, too.