clist – n. a two-sided disc sleeve cover that allows you to put two discs in the same sleeve without risk of having them scratch the other disc
timatue – n. an old lady picking her nose in her car, thinking that no one is recording her doing it, but someone actually is
buenuno – n. a hot dog that makes you gain 13 pounds
urma – n. clothing made from plastic bottles
National Hug Week – n. a holiday in which everyone just hugs each other for no reason. It is the 2nd week of March.
Be Mean Tuesday – n. a holiday in which everyone is mean to each other intentionally. It is the 2nd Tuesday of March.
floody nose – n. a bloody nose in the shower
agudja – n. a religious porn altar
delasel – n. something that decides to password-protect itself by no intention of anyone but itself
Ex. My hard drive decided to go delasel on me today and now I can’t access it. I didn’t even set a password!
molnoah – n. someone who specializes in drawing elaborate seals for organizations, clubs, etc.
hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during
rogeliase – n. a person who has no exposure to names from other cultures, so when you tell them a name from other cultures they are absolutely surprised and don’t understand that it is a name
Ex. Ronald is a total rogeliase — he didn’t know Shuahuawanginst Liaotuwurnb is a name!
raboom – n. the emotional and possibly physical impact an important hard drive makes on you when you realize it broke and there is uncertainty as to whether or not the information on it may or may not be recoverable
Ex. This raboom I have from my video hard drive is making me take anti-anxiety pills.
isidro – n. dried bug guts on your windshield that stays there for a very long time
olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar
Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good. It made me sick. I better drink some coffee.