delasel – n. something that decides to password-protect itself by no intention of anyone but itself

Ex. My hard drive decided to go delasel on me today and now I can’t access it.  I didn’t even set a password!

Tags: computer, delasel, noun

molnoah – n. someone who specializes in drawing elaborate seals for organizations, clubs, etc.

Tags: molnoah, noun

hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during

Tags: food, hohij, lunch, noun

rogeliase – n. a person who has no exposure to names from other cultures, so when you tell them a name from other cultures they are absolutely surprised and don’t understand that it is a name

Ex. Ronald is a total rogeliase — he didn’t know Shuahuawanginst Liaotuwurnb is a name!

Tags: culture, noun, person, rogeliase

raboom – n. the emotional and possibly physical impact an important hard drive makes on you when you realize it broke and there is uncertainty as to whether or not the information on it may or may not be recoverable

Ex. This raboom I have from my video hard drive is making me take anti-anxiety pills.

Tags: computer, noun, raboom

isidro – n. dried bug guts on your windshield that stays there for a very long time

Tags: bug, car, isidro, noun

olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar

Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good.  It made me sick.  I better drink some coffee.

Tags: candy, cheesecake, food, noun, olgortega

teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese

Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!

Tags: cheese, food, noun, pasta, teloda

estendiero – n. an idiot who thinks that the Addams Family was better than The Munsters.

Tags: estendiero, idiot, noun, The Addams Family, The Munsters

fuen – n. a bald spot on your arm

Tags: arm, fuen, hair, noun

cuyacu – n. a special room right above a bank vault that is meant to be a clubhouse for the bank president and select bank employees

Tags: bank, bank president, cuyacu, noun

losqu – n. one of those dumb pictures that are segmented into multiple parts and has different pictures in each segment with the original pictures nowhere to be found.

Ex. The girl I like to jerk off to posted one of those dumb losqus that cut off all the good parts.  Thanks a lot, Instagram.

Tags: losqu, noun, picture

Tagged People: Instagram

llegoo – n. the kind of face a girl makes when she is really excited but she’s a fucking crazy person so she just looks insane

Tags: face, girl, llegoo, noun

indamoose – n. a smoke alarm that can be set off by farts.

Tags: fart, indamoose, noun, smoke alarm

Tagged People: flubberjax

nugnin – n. a restaurant that is closed on a random day of the week, like Tuesdays.

Tags: noun, nugnin, restaurant, Tuesday