ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man
cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters
Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap
molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon
Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.
dichodeci – n. a fortune cookie that has two fortunes in it
alpier – n. an item left inside of a microwave that surprises you by its presence when you open the microwave door.
Ex. That plate was an alpier to me this morning. Where the fuck did it come from?
safru – n. a speech given at a wedding that gets a “That’s it?” as a reaction from someone in the audience
icedochid – n. a less-than-full ice cube tray
vistottee – n. an exaggerated sound effect imposed on a video in post-production.
Ex. A knife cutting an avocado sounded like it is a samurai blade in a duel in that commercial I just saw. That was clearly a vistottee.
trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work. It always smells awful, too.
suox – n. a song that you have in your library that was labeled as a different artist than it actually is and you were unaware that it was an incorrect artist, so when someone tells you the song is actually by a different artist you are surprised.
Ex. My copy of Carry On My Wayward Son was a suox — it was always labeled as being by Boston until I learned it was actually Kansas in an embarrassing fashion!
miucinturagirn – n. a situation that in the pursuit of conserving or saving something from being wasted, you actually waste more than you would have otherwise
sariano – n. coffee that you prepared but forgot to drink in time so now it is no longer the perfect cup of coffee you had so desired