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vistottee

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

vistottee – n. an exaggerated sound effect imposed on a video in post-production.

Ex. A knife cutting an avocado sounded like it is a samurai blade in a duel in that commercial I just saw.  That was clearly a vistottee.

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trestirarelz

August 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work.  It always smells awful, too.

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suox

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

suox – n. a song that you have in your library that was labeled as a different artist than it actually is and you were unaware that it was an incorrect artist, so when someone tells you the song is actually by a different artist you are surprised.

Ex. My copy of Carry On My Wayward Son was a suox — it was always labeled as being by Boston until I learned it was actually Kansas in an embarrassing fashion!

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miucinturagirn

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

miucinturagirn – n. a situation that in the pursuit of conserving or saving something from being wasted, you actually waste more than you would have otherwise

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sariano

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sariano – n. coffee that you prepared but forgot to drink in time so now it is no longer the perfect cup of coffee you had so desired

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retrosublimislushification

July 30th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

retrosublimislushification – n. a law of physics in which air instantly turns into sugary neutral-taste slushy.  It does not pass through the water stage.

The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine.  If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again.  Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.

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dintumar

July 24th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dintumar – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway

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puestoari

July 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

puestoari – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty penis

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porlogeneralpierde

July 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

porlogeneralpierde – n. an idiot who likes to complain about how the United States doesn’t use the SI system of measurements instead of Imperial units.  Shut the fuck up already, no one cares!

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blarx

July 21st, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

blarx – n. a roll of register tape that starts curving its receipts sooner than a usual roll of register tape

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ruarneveum

July 20th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ruarneveum – n. a sudden flood of customers in an empty convenience store

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eeenbu

July 19th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

eeenbu – n. a completely or nearly used roll of register tape

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ouscuen

July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ouscuen – n. a song sung by a washed up middle-aged adult singer

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ahusg

July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ahusg – n. a song sung by a child or a chorus of children exclusively.  There are no middle-aged washed up adult singers allowed

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gasuha

July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

gasuha – n. someone who says “microwave” like “mahcroway”

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