vagina mask – n. a sexual act in which you open up a girls vagina, put your face in it, let her queef on your face, and then you inhale like no other.
salbasgeon – n. an employee who does a job no one wants to do, but is then sacrificed by the corporate overlords who decide they don’t actually need someone doing a job no one wants to do, despite actually needing someone to do that job.
reootleuvid – n. a warehouse full of unorganized files in random boxes in random places. The individual cabinets are alphabetized but the cabinets themselves are scattered around in random places
quisimossa – n. all of the effects of being drunk (vomiting, cramps, nausea, punching holes in walls, being in a fetal position on the floor, etc) brought on by eating moldy cheese
muertov – n. cheese in the refrigerator that is orange. Except it was originally white.
nghjtnsjfnvgshlbgse – n. a word that is not a word
;} n. something you would describe as “this is not a word” and you do not know the definition of it.
fartiac arrest – n. a medical condition in which you get a heart attack from farting
frothingtrollup – n. a foaming town slut
asquiste – n. a person wearing a sombrero and eating ice cream, whilst riding a kangaroo.
Ex. Oh no! An asquiste is going to hit us.
ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man
cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters
Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap
molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon
Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.