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vohese

December 21st, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man

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cimtwo

December 11th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters

Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.

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chocotoib

November 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap

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molidon

October 8th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon

Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.

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dichodeci

October 4th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dichodeci – n. a fortune cookie that has two fortunes in it

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alpier

October 3rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

alpier – n. an item left inside of a microwave that surprises you by its presence when you open the microwave door.

Ex. That plate was an alpier to me this morning.  Where the fuck did it come from?

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safru

September 26th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

safru – n. a speech given at a wedding that gets a “That’s it?” as a reaction from someone in the audience

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icedochid

September 20th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

icedochid – n. a less-than-full ice cube tray

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vistottee

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

vistottee – n. an exaggerated sound effect imposed on a video in post-production.

Ex. A knife cutting an avocado sounded like it is a samurai blade in a duel in that commercial I just saw.  That was clearly a vistottee.

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trestirarelz

August 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work.  It always smells awful, too.

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suox

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

suox – n. a song that you have in your library that was labeled as a different artist than it actually is and you were unaware that it was an incorrect artist, so when someone tells you the song is actually by a different artist you are surprised.

Ex. My copy of Carry On My Wayward Son was a suox — it was always labeled as being by Boston until I learned it was actually Kansas in an embarrassing fashion!

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miucinturagirn

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

miucinturagirn – n. a situation that in the pursuit of conserving or saving something from being wasted, you actually waste more than you would have otherwise

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sariano

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sariano – n. coffee that you prepared but forgot to drink in time so now it is no longer the perfect cup of coffee you had so desired

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retrosublimislushification

July 30th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

retrosublimislushification – n. a law of physics in which air instantly turns into sugary neutral-taste slushy.  It does not pass through the water stage.

The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine.  If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again.  Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.

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dintumar

July 24th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dintumar – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway

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