cansarsu – v. to wear a fake mustache in a church with the intent to make people laugh
HEY WHATS THIS?? It is a new Squacklecast.
When I was naming this episode, I thought I was so clever, calling it “The Empire Skypes Back” due to our issues with Skype that we had during the recording that I discovered this little gem:
Anyway, this Squacklecast we had the Unnamedhero, also known as “Ed”– who has been mysteriously writing some game reviews for Squackle — on the show as a guest.
We principally talked about three teasers.
The Jurassic World Teaser:
The Star Wars Teaser:
We ended it probably earlier than we wanted and having to repeat the same things over and over than we’d like, but at least we got the point across that Dino Lord shouldn’t sport the ‘stache in whatever next movie he does.
Until next time, folks!
eurios – n. a fake mustache that you wear with the explicit purpose of making people laugh in church
migso – n. a man with a mustache that runs over dogs that look like rats.
“I think she had more than a mustache…”
– from the TV
After having long hair and a beard and mustache for several years, a hippie shaved his face clean and got a crewcut. When asked why he did it, the hippie replied, “I forgot what I looked like and wanted to refresh my memory.”
mustache – n. a misplaced eyebrow
“there is an eggplant in your moustache”
trash-stache – n. a “cookie-cutter” mustache found on rent-a-cops, hillbillies and other miscellaneous white trash persons. Trash-stache subjects are often seen wearing aviator sunglasses, driving primer colored old Camaros, or found loitering at cheap motels.
Ex. Frank can’t go to the Monster Truck Race, he’s busy trimming his trashstache.
Spanish Goatee – n. a mustache and a beard (that looks like a goatee should be) but isn’t connected
phenum – v. to light a mustache on fire
percupita – n. a lady math teacher with a mustache
klinker winker – n. a man that’s really women, but was really a man at one time, but is now a women with a mustache